Right then you sarky (naughty word here), I will crack on and save myself further embarrassment! 41 comments though, so more fool you!
OK, Gunter did a presser today for nationals in England and the Welsh regionals.
Yes, to whichever smart (naughty word here) above posted all the cliched things he'd say, course he did.
However, any of you who have seen the Spurs end of season DVD will have seen that he's a cracking lad with a lot to say.
He stayed for ages, did a lot of 1 on 1s and was happy to talk to me about Spurs as he knows I am a big fan.
Unfortunately for the doom and gloomers, he was mainly positive.
Here is what he said:Wales see him as centre back long term. Spurs categorically do not and he always trains as a right-back and is often paired in training exercises with Hutton, which I thought seemed rather sensible.
Goalkeepers, he politely told me that the players were very unhappy with this situation last season. Robbo's confidence had gone completely and he felt he was in a vulnerable position at board level as well.
He think Gomes is the best goalkeeper he's ever seen. Apparently he's been phenomenal in training and the players already (naughty word here) love him. His English is excellent and he's replaced Keano as chief prankster.
Ramos picks and drops people sometimes entirely based on their performances in training. Apparently the intensity is very high and Gus organises most things. Everyone accepts the situation with Ledley King. He is treated with great reverance by the players and that was even the case with Berba and Keane.
Yes there was a bust-up in training with Berba - but he wouldn't say who with. He had no problems with Berbatov and says he acted very professionally in training right up to deadline day and the players never bothered to talk to him about him not wanting to play. They just got on with it.
Roman Pavlyuchenko speaks very little English and had an interpreter with him when he was introduced to the players on Friday. As he also doesn't speak Spanish, I presume the interpreter will be kept on.
Bale and Gunter are very close, but Gunter is closest to his new lodger, Aaron Ramsay. Spurs were never in for Ramsay, despite Gunter telling him to join us anyway. Gunter and Ramsay split the chores.
Robbie Keane thinks Gareth Bale will be the best player in the world. Seriously.
Bale did a big selling job on Spurs in January, Everton also wanted Gunts.
A lot of the younger players are really happy we've signed Frazier Campbell.
John Bostock is equal in skill and technique to any senior player.
Modric has replaced Berbatov as most gifted player in the squad in training.
Everyone loves Gio.
Lennon and Bentley are really good mates.
He didn't know Pav couldn't play in Europe.
My biggest revelation was going to be that the players were told we'd be signing another striker yesterday. But Spurs have rather stolen my thunder! I believe the striker to be Huntelaar, from the clues he dropped today and from someone else I spoke to today.
Apologies for the build up, at least your sarky replies are an improvement on the vitorol and pesimism on most other threads.COYS