BobbyBox
WING NUT!
- 10 October 2003
- Arsenal
How do you join a motorway in the fast lane?
All the motorways I have been on, you join in the slow lane?
All the motorways I have been on, you join in the slow lane?
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If you're right at the start of the motorway
M62 in particular.
That's a ban right there...Oh I get ya- Thats true.
I always hog the middle lane - Especially if I am not sure where I am going. As I find it gives me more decision making time. I bet that pisses alot of people off!![]()
But I am a shit driver so I don't care.
That's a ban right there...![]()
So me being in the middle lane shouldn't piss anybody off![]()
Sit in the middle doing 70 taking videos of everyone who overtakes you and then post them off to the police
To be honest in newer cars, Where I actually feel safe (not my old car) I do go quite fast, especially if there is hardley any traffic. New cars its easy to not feel how fast your going. I was driving a new Golf and I looked down on the motorway and I was doing 95 and it felt like I was doing 80 - CRAZY!
But the old peugeot I have - just does not feel that safe to drive over 80-85. So I don't do it.
things to get...
1. Transit van
2. Chloroform
3. A couple of mates
4. A knotted rope or steel toe capped boots
Just take her to the countryside (if you're in Sheffield, I recommend the hills on the way to Stockport, the Snake Pass is best), strip her and kick fuck out of her. Then just leave her in a pool of her own piss and blood.