The 'Things That Piss Me Off' Thread

[Coopz]

or just get rid of em and get a proper pet like a Dog

 

[bulwa-boy]

the nets did not freeze. they are safe under my bed

 

[Nick Cave]

or just get rid of em and get a proper pet like a Dog

Na Dogs are like babies, they need constant attention and looking after, cats are like teenagers, they'll scrounge off you and put up with you but will swipe your eyes out if they're that way out...

 

[Tim7]

Not having any ready meals in the fridge.

 

[Nick Cave]

Not having a coffee maker in my office yet...

 

[jaygrim]

Having a bollock the size of a tennis ball after getting yet another infection and it feeling like ive been kicked in em every time i move an inch.

 

[Joe]

Having a bollock the size of a tennis ball after getting yet another infection and it feeling like ive been kicked in em every time i move an inch.

sorry

 

[matherto]

or just get rid of em and get a proper pet like a Dog

Dogs are fail compared to cats, you actually have to bother with them.

And when you do, you end up with fifteen litres of saliva all over you, and your house absolutely stinks.

 

[Coopz]

Dogs are fail compared to cats, you actually have to bother with them.

And when you do, you end up with fifteen litres of saliva all over you, and your house absolutely stinks.

Your supposed to "bother" with pets

Dogs are a man's best friend, Cats are just useless and do nothing but play with string and think is the best thing in the world everytime they see it

 

[Tim7]

Cats rule!

 

[BobbyBox]

Cats rule!

I agree!

 

[Joe]

Spraying deodorant too close to your arm pit (especially Sure) and it goes sticky

 

[Tim7]

"Deodorant" eh?

 

[StuartCulli]

Having a bollock the size of a tennis ball after getting yet another infection and it feeling like ive been kicked in em every time i move an inch.

I didn't know where that was going after the first few words.

 

[Nick Cave]

Having a bollock the size of a tennis ball after getting yet another infection and it feeling like ive been kicked in em every time i move an inch.

WTF...

 

[Nick Cave]

Spraying deodorant too close to your arm pit (especially Sure) and it goes sticky

I used Sure ultra or some like once and I got a blocked pore under my armpit, it was sore as hell, I stick to Sensitive now, coz that's the kind of guy I am...


and Jay before you have chance don't quote this and edit u...

 

[jaygrim]

WTF...

It's even bigger now, can i post pics?

 

[BobbyBox]

It's even bigger now, can i post pics?

DO IT!!!

 

[marukomu]

websites and newspapers saying stuff like "Wenger slams Ferguson' or 'Keane blast teammates'. When you read the story it says something like 'I'm not too happy with it' or 'we could have played a little batter'. That's a blast? fuck off!
Then football365 puts it in their mediawatch as a pisstake only to put the same headline themselves on another day.

 

[Nick Cave]

websites and newspapers saying stuff like "Wenger slams Ferguson' or 'Keane blast teammates'. When you read the story it says something like 'I'm not too happy with it' or 'we could have played a little batter'. That's a blast? fuck off!
Then football365 puts it in their mediawatch as a pisstake only to put the same headline themselves on another day.

Yep, if that was me I'd sue the buggers for miss representation or liable every time...

 

[Nick Cave]

It's even bigger now, can i post pics?

That would fall under 'A damn scary Peep into my world, with big ficken spoiler alert'...

 

[Coopz]

He aint got the balls

 

[CW]

ITV Sport and their shit football coverage with their even shitter pundits

 

[crayon]

The boss at the end of GoW - I am so crap at finishing games.

 

[Nick Cave]

I hate all Boss games...

 

[Tim7]

Home referees, who just fucking give everything to the home team including a free kick which never was, that they score from, then turn down an obvious penalty for the away team in the last minute.

Fucking pussy cunt twat dick cock face.

 

[jaygrim]

Fucking pussy cunt twat dick cock face.

Was it DJ Dock?

 

[Tim7]

Nah, if it was DJ Cock, i'd have certainly jumped over the barrier and run on to twat him.

 

[Nick Cave]

Fucking pussy cunt twat dick cock face.

 

[Tim7]

You travel 390 odd miles in a day and get fucking shafted by some power happy cunt with a whistle - I wasn't happy (and still aren't).

Oh well, only Bristol next week! I'm trying to swing it with work so that I work in Weymouth on Tuesday afternoon, then can shoot up to Bristol for the match in the evening .