The 'Things That Piss Me Off' Thread

[Coopz]

how much do you charge for a night?

 

[DJ Doc45]

haha lol

 

[Coopz]

it was a serious question

i aint got a clue how much DJs charge

 

[BobbyBox]

it was a serious question

i aint got a clue how much DJs charge for sex

 

[Coopz]

I thought that was included in the price anyway

 

[DJ Doc45]

Depends on the quality of the Woman who books me if she is Teh Sex then ill let her have the DJ Set and the DJ Sex for free

*Hides the screen before his missus sees it and kills him!

 

[damndirtyape]

i thought u only liked kids dj ( or is it mj ) :-pp

 

[Nick Cave]

people who use all the Peanut butter and put it back with just a smear round the inside glass so it looks like there's some in but when you come to make a PB&J it's feckking empty... If she was not in Hospital I'd be waving this jar in front of her and having a little girl paddy... I want my PB&J sandwich...

 

[Joe]

you say Jelly , but is that Jam? (for us folks in uk)

 

[Nick Cave]

you say Jelly , but is that Jam? (for us folks in uk)

Never jam, should be Jelly... must be seedless...

 

[Joe]

what is this jelly stuff. Is it the one where you make yourself by adding hot water to them little cubes? or is it already made

 

[Nick Cave]

what is this jelly stuff. Is it the one where you make yourself by adding hot water to them little cubes? or is it already made

Hahah... you could try that, I think if you get seedless jam at your local Tesco or wherever they call it Jelly. It just has no bits and seeds in. You can buy it in squeezy tubes for easy application...

 

[Joe]

Ah ha ok ill see if I can find anyway

 

[Radiation]

Google know the truth

First result on images for JELLY
http://graeme.woaf.net/otherbits/jellypics/jelly_set.jpg

And JAM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/foodhoe/sept07/jam.jpg

 

[Nick Cave]

That is one sad looking Jell-O..

 

[jaygrim]

Jelly not bloody Jell-O.

 

[BobbyBox]

Peanut butter and Jam - Jelly Jello etc is for Homosexuals

 

[Aboutreika18]

 

[Tim7]

Chav scum attacking and stealing from fire engines .

 

[Joe]

Shit drivers who dent brand new Lorries with there company car.

some people dont care in the world

 

[Joe]

Walkers crisps

you get fuck all in them

 

[Jamesy]

Walkers crips

Are they an American gang - similar to the Pringle Bloods?

 

[Joe]

hush your gums


KMT

 

[Chris Davies]

Everybody's Golf, finishing with the same score as someone else and yet being placed second due to having less "points" (in other words I hit it into a bunker once whereas the other guy didn't). Shitting arsehole of a game.

 

[Tim7]

I fucking hate lorries.

 

[Nick Cave]

I hate PB&J bashers...

 

[Revan]

Old ladys who take forever to cross, making me get the red light again! :X

ffs

 

[matherto]

Playing golf, and then getting massive, horribly painful blisters on both middle fingers. Not fun.

 

[DJ Doc45]

Everybody's Golf, finishing with the same score as someone else and yet being placed second due to having less "points" (in other words I hit it into a bunker once whereas the other guy didn't). Shitting arsehole of a game.

People who take games too seriously!

Also people who wont let things drop, they carry on weeks and weeks afterwards with an immature charade!:banned: Especially when you are trying to make conversation with them and they blatantly ignore you.

The M25 is annoying me at the moment, so many Nob Ends cutting you up or trying to bully you out of the way when your already doing the speed limit.

 

[Joe]

People who take games too seriously!

Also Joe who wont let things drop, he will carry on weeks and weeks afterwards with an immature charade!:banned: Especially when you are trying to make conversation with him and he blatantly ignore you.

The M25 is annoying me at the moment, so many Nob Ends cutting you up or trying to bully you out of the way when your already doing the speed limit.

Just to make it clear for everybody