The 'Things That Piss Me Off' Thread

Coopz said:
People who are on the Mic on XBL talking to there mates in the background

Just take your fucking headset off if you wanna talk to your mates we dont wanna hear it
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I once heard some kid on saints row get smacked off his 'mom' for not turning his 360 off and going shopping with her - it was awesome.

He was spawn camping the entire game, kept shouting 'this is soooo fucking cooooool' and then team killing us, stealing the cars and getting the money/points.

Then we heard his mom shout at him and he said back 'awww mom i'm right in the middle of something' and then we all heard her scream 'turn that fucking thing off and get in the car' ... then he started mumbling and then we heard 'what did i just tell YYYOOOOOUUUU CRACK CRACK (sound of headphones being bashed around and someone bursting into tears)

[Insert Gamertag] has quit the game






And i agree about the rip of ok go advert - and then you have that sugar poofs ad that rips off the might boosh -

and then you have that paramount comedy ad with the clown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mbtpaOMvJE

And the Sa Cla pesto ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq3F39h-xd8

Which both rip off Lasse Gjertsen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9698TqtY4A
 
Coopz said:
People who are on the Mic on XBL talking to there mates in the background

Just take your fucking headset off if you wanna talk to your mates we dont wanna hear it
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You are joking right?!

You are the worst for it, having a conversation on your phone while we all sitting there listening :LOL: how about put it on mute! ;))
 
Coopz said:
People who are on the Mic on XBL talking to there mates in the background

Just take your fucking headset off if you wanna talk to your mates we dont wanna hear it
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Those who live in glass houses... :LOL:
 
Not Guilty

i get phones call in the middle of a battle so have no time to mute :))
 
Radiation said:
I once heard some kid on saints row get smacked off his 'mom' for not turning his 360 off and going shopping with her - it was awesome.

He was spawn camping the entire game, kept shouting 'this is soooo fucking cooooool' and then team killing us, stealing the cars and getting the money/points.

Then we heard his mom shout at him and he said back 'awww mom i'm right in the middle of something' and then we all heard her scream 'turn that fucking thing off and get in the car' ... then he started mumbling and then we heard 'what did i just tell YYYOOOOOUUUU CRACK CRACK (sound of headphones being bashed around and someone bursting into tears)

[Insert Gamertag] has quit the game
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Pure fuckin' gold.

Today people that cheat on COD4 piss me off. I had one of the worst games ever last night, I was so pissed off I could have thrown the PS3 controller at the TV. This particular person was without a doubt cheating, getting one shot kills at the time on EVERYONE on our team and hardly getting killed. I think in one game he ended up with over 40 kills and one death. He was impossible to kill he was immune to bullets practically, I think the one time he died was because he jumped down a silo on the Countdown map.

I wish I could remember his PSN. Fucking. Piss. Taking. Fucker.
 
His MSN name is "star goalkeeper :D" or something like that, so I'm presuming he's swapped Jan Molby for Bruce Grobbelaar...
 
This week I have mostly been pissed off with poor cup holders in cars and coin holders in cars too for that matter, why do they put them in, wtf uses them?... and parents screaming at their kids in public, threatening them with violence, ie I'll give you something to cry about... the sooner you have to be vetted, intelligence and means tested to have kids the better... a kid is for life not a career...
 
I got a coffee from a service station and burned fuck out of my hand getting it out of the machine.It was one of those big paper cups i had to put my hand under the cold tap because it was red raw, anyway got onto the motorway doing top speed and decided on a sip only for the cup to give in and red hot coffe to poor all over my bollocks. How i didn't crash i still don't know.
 
jaygrim said:
I got a coffee from a service station and burned fuck out of my hand getting it out of the machine.It was one of those big paper cups i had to put my hand under the cold tap because it was red raw, anyway got onto the motorway doing top speed and decided on a sip only for the cup to give in and red hot coffe to poor all over my bollocks. How i didn't crash i still don't know.
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If it's a self dispenser, always, always get two cups one inside the other. I feel the pain bud I had to go to hospital with a scalded crotch..:blush:
 
Every year, the Year 11 students in our college go down to the local park once theyve finished for good and celebrate by having a massive pissup.

Obviously it attracts your fair share of random knobheads, but because everyone is getting pissed, theres a very decent atmosphere, and all the people you think are knobheads end up hugging you and saying youre a legend.

Well, again this happened this year, and a mate of mine dropped some people off their so they could go. Whilst he did this, he got jumped by a bunch of twats and they've robbed off with his car, and whilst robbing off with his car, they've also hit a bunch of people apparently.

Why bother living if you're gonna do something like that?
 
matherto said:
Every year, the Year 11 students in our college go down to the local park once theyve finished for good and celebrate by having a massive pissup.

Obviously it attracts your fair share of random knobheads, but because everyone is getting pissed, theres a very decent atmosphere, and all the people you think are knobheads end up hugging you and saying youre a legend.

Well, again this happened this year, and a mate of mine dropped some people off their so they could go. Whilst he did this, he got jumped by a bunch of twats and they've robbed off with his car, and whilst robbing off with his car, they've also hit a bunch of people apparently.

Why bother living if you're gonna do something like that?
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HAHA In my last day at school my year all went to the park for a massive fight, but somebody tipped off the teachers and they called the police, didnt stop us though :DD there was soo many of us!
 
They stole his car and ran people over!

Weird

My misses nephew got the shit kicked out of him yesterday by two smackheads. They asked him for money as he was walking home, then asked for his phone and before he could say anything one of them pulled and knife and they jump him - they even pulled his t shirt off him, pulled his shoes off him and jumped on his head until he blacked out.

when he came to one of the lads had ran and the other was re dressing him saying how sorry he was.


I can't believe even after the big story of that bloke who was kicked to death there are still morons out there who are basically fighting for fun and doing this.
 
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SKY can FUCK OFF. With their shit internet, adverts everywhere (EG. on their channels every ad break has at least two advertising how great they are) crap customer service. Everytime I've called for the internet I get put through to some Asian who doesn't know a word of English. It's like being on the 3 phone network again.
 
I'm with Sky for broadband, TV and phone and have had no problems at all. Internet's been very reliable and fast too :TU:.
 
What is fucking wrong with this country? Why do people keep getting stabbed? I could really fucking cry sometimes :CRY:.
 
Tim7 said:
What is fucking wrong with this country? Why do people keep getting stabbed? I could really fucking cry sometimes :CRY:.
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I know its so bad, Cant believe it was my cousin that got stabbed on the GTA night at gamestation :((
 
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