The 'Things That Piss Me Off' Thread

[Chris Davies]

"Cor Blimey"...
When I see/hear it used by someone - im quite tempted to track them and burn down their gaff.. one of the most annoying words I have ever heard in my life, by a mile.
Looking at you, @Chris Davies - you're better than this!

My reaction when I read this:

 

[Flipper the Priest]

"Cor Blimey"...
When I see/hear it used by someone - im quite tempted to track them and burn down their gaff.. one of the most annoying words I have ever heard in my life, by a mile.
Looking at you, @Chris Davies - you're better than this!

It makes me think of a very particular type of English person. The type to moan about the lack of Heinz beans in their all-English breakfast in the Costa del Sol, as they cool their crimson-red faces by wafting a copy of the Sun.

 

[Isslander]

When I visited England in 2009 I tried to get "Alright guvna" into every conversation, I support the use of shitty phrases at all times

 

[Flipper the Priest]

When I visited England in 2009 I tried to get "Alright guvna" into every conversation, I support the use of shitty phrases at all times

Can't imagine that'd go down well anywhere outside of London. And even then... 😄

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Getting a £200 'discount' off your energy bill that you have to pay back.

Spending almost double of the amount of money needed to fund this 'discount' on unsuitable PPE made by unsuitable companies.

 

[Carles P.]

This week kicks me in my "Harry Bollz". No ordinary phone available but internet works fine. Since sunday night. And the provider call center can't help (or wont), because nobody want to talk with me they don't hit up the mobile phone call. 20 minutes on the line and didn't talk a second with a human.

But hey, they send me an SMS with a download link for an app that I still have on my mobile phone and also don't help to solve with this fucking damn ordinary phone problem.




PS sorry for my germenglish.
edit: correct some english words

 

[rockstrongo]

This week kicks me in my "Harry Bollz". No phone available but internet works fine. Since sunday night. And the provider call center can't help (or wont), because nobody want to talk with me they don't hit up the mobile phone call. 20 minutes on the line and didn't talk a second with a human.

But hey, they send me an SMS with a download link for an app that I still have on my mobile phone and also don't help to solve with this fucking damn home phone problem.




PS sorry for my germenglish.

Land Line? (Ordinary phone)

 

[Carles P.]

Land Line? (Ordinary phone)

We in germany call it "Festnetz Telefon". Thanks buddy, learning never ends.

 

[rockstrongo]

We in germany call it "Festnetz Telefon". Thanks buddy, learning never ends.

Fastnät in sweden

 

[Carles P.]

👆 Ordinär - not ordinary - german words like: pussy, fuck, pissing and so on.

 

[slamsoze]

We in germany call it "Festnetz Telefon". Thanks buddy, learning never ends.

By your story, i would swear you have a Greek Internet Service Provider

 

[rockstrongo]

Cancer and death.
Rest in peace Ronnie.
One of our greats and a Bundesliga legend with his Kaiserslautern.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

The people of the UK.

 

[Carles P.]

Frontex
The political EU
Politicians

Pray the holy west nothern world but they all are the coruppted badasss criminals.

 

[Andy]

Frontex
The political EU
Politicians

Pray the holy west nothern world but they all are the coruppted badasss criminals.

Most Politicians should be locked up.

 

[slamsoze]

The MS Windows clipboard limitations, that does not allow to open/print more than 15 PDFs, MSWord.doc(s), without do the life-hach with Registry Editor.

Also it used to be, not able to copy/cut more than 1 file/text/etc to clipboard, but i read it seems possible now in Windows 10 or 11, via an extension or an application? Not sure, still putting my trust on Windows 7..

But FFS Microsoft, it's fakin 2022 by now, we would have flying cars, they said.....

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Frontex
The political EU
Politicians

Pray the holy west nothern world but they all are the coruppted badasss criminals.

I guess the cause of my last post, prompted by Monday's scenes outside parliament. It didn't so much piss me off but just made me despair - a broken political system and society working hand in hand.

 

[rockstrongo]

That people get more outraged when Kurt Zuma kicks his cat about than the state of animals in chicken/pig/cow farms and slaughterhouses.
Zuma is still a cunt though

 

[mattmid]

But FFS Microsoft, it's fakin 2022 by now, we would have flying cars, they said.....

Had they solved their copy/paste problem then I'm sure there would be by now. Once they crack that then just you see

 

[ToreTang]

Mainly: White knights,simps and bezzerwizzers

Oh and add Corona pandemic and restrictions

 

[jaygrim]

The people of the UK.

Dafuq?

 

[jaygrim]

Being lie too, Bill Gates, Phil Spencer, YouTube, Microsoft, Dying light 2 and none believers in my actual truth and wisdom and knowledge.

 

[jaygrim]

Does Evo-web have a HR department? Finger the priest has caused upset about my person's and brought my nation into disrepute.

 

[Emroth]

[...]and none believers in my actual truth and wisdom and knowledge.

...so, thats like... everybody. Everybody pisses you off.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Does Evo-web have a HR department? Finger the priest has caused upset about my person's and brought my nation into disrepute.

Liked by the accuser and a member of the Senior Management Team. I'm Teflon.

Plus I'm half-Scottish, half-English - so I'm a considerable victim of the slur.

 

[jaygrim]

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Liked by the accuser and a member of the Senior Management Team. I'm Teflon.

Plus I'm half-Scottish, half-English - so I'm a considerable victim of the slur.

Scottish, that means you are probably drunk, on coke and have a big red nose.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Does Evo-web have a HR department? Feygrim has caused upset about my person's and brought my nation into disrepute.

 

[Emroth]

Does Evo-web have a HR department? Feygrim has caused upset about my person's and brought my nation into disrepute.

Our representatives will be with you shortly. We'd like to assure you that we take all such reports seriously and respond to them in a blink of an eye.

 

[Chris Davies]

Does Evo-web have a HR department? Feygrim has caused upset about my person's and brought my nation into disrepute.

Bad luck, @jaygrim.

 

[Flipper the Priest]

Bad luck, @jaygrim.

More like nae-grim, am I right?

Yeah, you heard, a Scottish word. Jock 4 lyf.

[downs whisky triumphantly, shovels coke into big red nose]