The 'Things That Piss Me Off' Thread

Being offered two jobs...

Got an induction and training session for a Cardroom dealer job today whcih is £6 per an hour but it's run on a zero hour contract and the cardroom has been running quiet lately... thus meaning I could get sent home without pay but I would have a contract until the end of the year and could, possibly could train for my gaming license meaning I could legally deal blackjack, roulette and 3 card poker as well as the final table of the tournament poker along with the cash games.


Secondly my father rings me offering me a job with his company for the summer which involves working at his quarry, just basically weighing each truck as they come back with stone, rubble etc from the bottom of the quarry price it up on an invoice sheet. But I have a deadline from my father to either accept or refuse the job by midday today and he is not budgeting on that... I'd get paid for whatever hours I'd work with my Dad's company no matter if its quiet or busy, but the problem is after summer would I be able to find another job with the same pay rate as I'm sure the cardroom can easily find a replacement for me, considering this recession...

Oh I'd work nights at the cardroom possibly from 7-8pm to midnight 2am at the latest with the cash table actually running until 6am but as I said it's been quiet, while with my father I'd start early from 7am until 4-5pm and get paid regardless..

I start searching for a job and 2 come at once that you both like ARGH and that's the unwanted bonus of trying not to piss my father off by refusing his job.

In an ideal world I'd like my father to let me delay my decision until Thursday morning so I can see how tomorrow's shift at the cardroom goes, but he's adamant that I make my decision by lunchtime.

Help guys?
 
Take the paying job I reckon! Zero hour contract sounds like a bag of shite - like they don't give a fuck if you stay or go. Plus you don't piss your dad off. Good luck whichever you choose.
 
Being offered two jobs...

Got an induction and training session for a Cardroom dealer job today whcih is £6 per an hour but it's run on a zero hour contract and the cardroom has been running quiet lately... thus meaning I could get sent home without pay but I would have a contract until the end of the year and could, possibly could train for my gaming license meaning I could legally deal blackjack, roulette and 3 card poker as well as the final table of the tournament poker along with the cash games.


Secondly my father rings me offering me a job with his company for the summer which involves working at his quarry, just basically weighing each truck as they come back with stone, rubble etc from the bottom of the quarry price it up on an invoice sheet. But I have a deadline from my father to either accept or refuse the job by midday today and he is not budgeting on that... I'd get paid for whatever hours I'd work with my Dad's company no matter if its quiet or busy, but the problem is after summer would I be able to find another job with the same pay rate as I'm sure the cardroom can easily find a replacement for me, considering this recession...

Oh I'd work nights at the cardroom possibly from 7-8pm to midnight 2am at the latest with the cash table actually running until 6am but as I said it's been quiet, while with my father I'd start early from 7am until 4-5pm and get paid regardless..

I start searching for a job and 2 come at once that you both like ARGH and that's the unwanted bonus of trying not to piss my father off by refusing his job.

In an ideal world I'd like my father to let me delay my decision until Thursday morning so I can see how tomorrow's shift at the cardroom goes, but he's adamant that I make my decision by lunchtime.

Help guys?

Nobody wants to gamble in this recession surely?!

Take the paying job then at least you will know where you stand then see if you can go back to the cardroom when your summer job is up
 
Nobody wants to gamble in this recession surely?!

Take the paying job then at least you will know where you stand then see if you can go back to the cardroom when your summer job is up

There are people gambling in the recession trust me... I went down last night to clarify for a few things regarding today's induction... Cash game was on until 4-5am in the morning I could have been dealing that! I might take on both jobs as I know the cardroom's flexible!
 
I read almost your entire post thinking that the "cardroom job" was something working at Clinton's :DOH:.
 
I read almost your entire post thinking that the "cardroom job" was something working at Clinton's :DOH:.

You're really failing this week Tim :LOL: Cardroom is the neutral word for Casino ;) I used it with my dad as he's against Gambling and Casinos and he seemed ok. Looks like I'm gonna run both together can work weekend Shifts at the Cardroom ;) just a shame im gonna get taxed 20% on my dad's job as I'll start that later...
 
Getting a parking ticket for parking in an area where there are lots of other cars parked and no indication whatsover that you can't park there. 15,000 yen. Cunts! I'll never help the police again.
 
Getting a parking ticket for parking in an area where there are lots of other cars parked and no indication whatsover that you can't park there. 15,000 yen. Cunts! I'll never help the police again.
Did they spot the Man U sticker?:COP:
 
How backwards and forwards scientists are about what's good for you and what's bad for you.

Hot drinks are good for you! Hot drinks give you cancer! A glass of wine a day is good for you! A glass of wine a day will give you cancer! Drinking while you're pregnant is bad! Drinking while you're pregnant is good, it kills cancer! Take an aspirin every day! Don't take an aspirin every day, you'll get cancer! Cold food is better for you than hot food! Cold food gives you cancer! Hot food gives you cancer! Looking at hot food gives you cancer! Of the eyes! And then you'll get cancer of the arse and then your arse will fall off! And then you'll get no-arse cancer! CANCER!!

How about you just get a unanimous decision on things before you tell us? Or alternatively let us eat and drink whatever we want and work on something else?
 
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If you ain't paying for the space you no doubt will pay in some way. I have seen some cars keyed here because they were in someone's paid-for parking space. Unfortunate but the police/authorities will certainly not debate the point with us foreigners.
 
Being offered two jobs...

Got an induction and training session for a Cardroom dealer job today whcih is £6 per an hour but it's run on a zero hour contract and the cardroom has been running quiet lately... thus meaning I could get sent home without pay but I would have a contract until the end of the year and could, possibly could train for my gaming license meaning I could legally deal blackjack, roulette and 3 card poker as well as the final table of the tournament poker along with the cash games.


Secondly my father rings me offering me a job with his company for the summer which involves working at his quarry, just basically weighing each truck as they come back with stone, rubble etc from the bottom of the quarry price it up on an invoice sheet. But I have a deadline from my father to either accept or refuse the job by midday today and he is not budgeting on that... I'd get paid for whatever hours I'd work with my Dad's company no matter if its quiet or busy, but the problem is after summer would I be able to find another job with the same pay rate as I'm sure the cardroom can easily find a replacement for me, considering this recession...

Oh I'd work nights at the cardroom possibly from 7-8pm to midnight 2am at the latest with the cash table actually running until 6am but as I said it's been quiet, while with my father I'd start early from 7am until 4-5pm and get paid regardless..

I start searching for a job and 2 come at once that you both like ARGH and that's the unwanted bonus of trying not to piss my father off by refusing his job.

In an ideal world I'd like my father to let me delay my decision until Thursday morning so I can see how tomorrow's shift at the cardroom goes, but he's adamant that I make my decision by lunchtime.

Help guys?


With regards to my previous post, I spoke to my father about it and I was told I wouldn't have to start until mid-May so I told him I'd accept the job and work at the cardroom temp for a month or so just to generate income to pay my bills for this month so I accepted the cardroom job for now and told them I'd start straightaway...

However circumstances have changed meaning I'd have to take a health & safety course for my father's job next Thursday and I'd actually start my Dad's job the following Monday.. I'm not gonna like telling my Cardroom boss that I wish to quit for a better paid job when I actually know the guy personally kinda in a way and like him too much as a friend to piss him off!


On the plus side toh my father's job runs through the summer right until Sepetember! Good times...
 
Duo-Hedgeidecimal... Whoever thought of that as a trophy/achievement is a fucking cunt :CURSE:
 
Duo-Hedgeidecimal... Whoever thought of that as a trophy/achievement is a fucking cunt :CURSE:

:LOL: Very true my friend.

There's a thread over at AVForums with 20 people getting together to get the achievement. Might be worth popping along and seeing if there's a space available.
 
How backwards and forwards scientists are about what's good for you and what's bad for you.

Hot drinks are good for you! Hot drinks give you cancer! A glass of wine a day is good for you! A glass of wine a day will give you cancer! Drinking while you're pregnant is bad! Drinking while you're pregnant is good, it kills cancer! Take an aspirin every day! Don't take an aspirin every day, you'll get cancer! Cold food is better for you than hot food! Cold food gives you cancer! Hot food gives you cancer! Looking at hot food gives you cancer! Of the eyes! And then you'll get cancer of the arse and then your arse will fall off! And then you'll get no-arse cancer! CANCER!!

How about you just get a unanimous decision on things before you tell us? Or alternatively let us eat and drink whatever we want and work on something else?
chris i think your confused...
 
Lady doctors!

I went for my monthly diabetic check up and the doctor is a she, and she's quite beautiful.

She checks my injection spot on my thigh, and she just strokes it and she's like "Is it hard?" and I just nod.

And what she meant by Is it hard, is the skin where I inject, not my cock.

And MTV Asia is abysmal.
 
Lady doctors!

I went for my monthly diabetic check up and the doctor is a she, and she's quite beautiful.

She checks my injection spot on my thigh, and she just strokes it and she's like "Is it hard?" and I just nod.

And what she meant by Is it hard, is the skin where I inject, not my cock.

And MTV Asia is abysmal.
Well, did ya?:PINKS::D
 
How backwards and forwards scientists are about what's good for you and what's bad for you.

Hot drinks are good for you! Hot drinks give you cancer! A glass of wine a day is good for you! A glass of wine a day will give you cancer! Drinking while you're pregnant is bad! Drinking while you're pregnant is good, it kills cancer! Take an aspirin every day! Don't take an aspirin every day, you'll get cancer! Cold food is better for you than hot food! Cold food gives you cancer! Hot food gives you cancer! Looking at hot food gives you cancer! Of the eyes! And then you'll get cancer of the arse and then your arse will fall off! And then you'll get no-arse cancer! CANCER!!

How about you just get a unanimous decision on things before you tell us? Or alternatively let us eat and drink whatever we want and work on something else?

Ranting about science can give you cancer of the fingernail.....or not.
 
How backwards and forwards scientists are about what's good for you and what's bad for you.

Hot drinks are good for you! Hot drinks give you cancer! A glass of wine a day is good for you! A glass of wine a day will give you cancer! Drinking while you're pregnant is bad! Drinking while you're pregnant is good, it kills cancer! Take an aspirin every day! Don't take an aspirin every day, you'll get cancer! Cold food is better for you than hot food! Cold food gives you cancer! Hot food gives you cancer! Looking at hot food gives you cancer! Of the eyes! And then you'll get cancer of the arse and then your arse will fall off! And then you'll get no-arse cancer! CANCER!!

How about you just get a unanimous decision on things before you tell us? Or alternatively let us eat and drink whatever we want and work on something else?
Aparantly scrolling up and down with a mouse wheel gives you prostate cancer...
 
Lady doctors!

I went for my monthly diabetic check up and the doctor is a she, and she's quite beautiful.

She checks my injection spot on my thigh, and she just strokes it and she's like "Is it hard?" and I just nod.

And what she meant by Is it hard, is the skin where I inject, not my cock.

And MTV Asia is abysmal.
So i take it you're self harming now and down there every week... :P
 
It's a 10 v 10 Clubs match. Spent 3 hours last night trying to find another team with 10 players. Waste of time. :R1
 
:LOL:

Nice to know we have doctors on Evo-Web in-case any of us has a funny turn. :TU:

A funny turn like one of these?

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