Nickybaker
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HOULLIER'S FIVE-YEAR PLAN REVEALED
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1) Buy nice red scarf.
2) Buy Zinedine Zidane.
3) If 2) fails, then buy someone who looks like Zinedine Zidane.
4) Try and understand one complete sentence from Jamie Carragher.
5) Collect as many silvery, shiny things as possible (why do some people care what it says on them?)
6) Ban radio phone-ins (except Sarah Kennedy on Radio Two. She's yummy).
7) Turn the corner.
8- Spend £120m. Ring Peter Ridsdale for advice on how to spend it wisely.
9) Write Red Scarf Diaries. See if Channel Five are interested in televising erotic tales of a Frenchman abroad.
10) Get this man they call Thommo to put some cones out.
11) Find decent French restaurant in Liverpool.
12) If 11) fails, then find restaurant where they don't batter the fish.
13) Read Robert Mugabe's speeches again. Now there's a man who knew what the people wanted and didn't pander to a minority.
14) Take Arsene Wenger up on that bet about Michael Owen - ten francs says I can ruin his career.
15) Read Football365 every day.
14 really made me laugh.