Re: Liverpool Thread
Still think that's the reason PLF don't come here often anymore....he compared him to Darren Bent:w00t:
Liverpool Thread
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Re: Liverpool Thread
Yeh, I can't wait to hear his thoughts on Torres now. He said Torres would get you 13-15 goals, while he has doubled that already. And he was also expecting Kuyt to be our 20-goal striker
Wrong on both accounts! Not the football expert we thought
Still think that's the reason PLF don't come here often anymore....he compared him to Darren Bent:w00t:
Yeh, I can't wait to hear his thoughts on Torres now. He said Torres would get you 13-15 goals, while he has doubled that already. And he was also expecting Kuyt to be our 20-goal striker
Wrong on both accounts! Not the football expert we thought
YoungGun_UK
20 TIMES!
Re: Liverpool Thread
Well no one's perfect
still was spot on about Benzema
Well no one's perfect
still was spot on about BenzemaRe: Liverpool Thread
And Mash
Well no one's perfect
And Mash
Re: Liverpool Thread
c,mon mate he copied the celebration of the reading player, worst celebration ever these thumb sucking idiots, remember garcia?
congrats on your recent run, its gonna be a cracking run-in...
c,mon mate he copied the celebration of the reading player, worst celebration ever these thumb sucking idiots, remember garcia?
congrats on your recent run, its gonna be a cracking run-in...
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Aboutreika18
Too Black, Too Strong
- 5 September 2006
Re: Liverpool Thread
Yeah, all this rubbish that they were saying about him not being worth £18 million.
Re: Liverpool Thread
I actually picked him as one to shine - but that prediction was about the only thing I got right
Yes. If you look at the EPL Preview thread, everyone (including me) were sure that Torres was going to be the biggest failure of the season
I actually picked him as one to shine - but that prediction was about the only thing I got right
Re: Liverpool Thread
what you may or may not know about Martin Skrtel:
•Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Martin Skrtel once and he will punch you in the face.
•The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Martin Skrtel played in year 2.
•Martin Skrtel once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
•Martin Skrtel once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Martin Skrtel re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 4 different countries and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
•If you spell Martin Skrtel in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
•Martin Skrtel doesn't churn butter. He kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
•Martin Skrtel doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
•A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Martin Skrtel and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
•Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Martin Skrtel once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he pooped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
•Martin Skrtel is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Martin Skrtel.
•Faster than a speeding bullet … more powerful than a locomotive … able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Martin Skrtel's warm-up exercises.
•When Martin Skrtel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
•Martin Skrtel once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Martin Skrtel won by 5.
•Martin Skrtel invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear
•Martin Skrtel can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
•There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Martin Skrtel allows to live.
•Martin Skrtel once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
•Martin Skrtel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
•Martin Skrtel has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
•Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Martin Skrtel"
•Martin Skrtel ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
•Martin Skrtel, Martin Skrtel and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
•Martin Skrtel once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
•James Cameron wanted Martin Skrtel to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
•Martin Skrtel can touch MC Hammer.
•Martin Skrtel played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
what you may or may not know about Martin Skrtel:
•Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Martin Skrtel once and he will punch you in the face.
•The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Martin Skrtel played in year 2.
•Martin Skrtel once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
•Martin Skrtel once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Martin Skrtel re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 4 different countries and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
•If you spell Martin Skrtel in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
•Martin Skrtel doesn't churn butter. He kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
•Martin Skrtel doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
•A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Martin Skrtel and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
•Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Martin Skrtel once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he pooped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
•Martin Skrtel is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Martin Skrtel.
•Faster than a speeding bullet … more powerful than a locomotive … able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Martin Skrtel's warm-up exercises.
•When Martin Skrtel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
•Martin Skrtel once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Martin Skrtel won by 5.
•Martin Skrtel invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear
•Martin Skrtel can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
•There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Martin Skrtel allows to live.
•Martin Skrtel once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
•Martin Skrtel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
•Martin Skrtel has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
•Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Martin Skrtel"
•Martin Skrtel ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
•Martin Skrtel, Martin Skrtel and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
•Martin Skrtel once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
•James Cameron wanted Martin Skrtel to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
•Martin Skrtel can touch MC Hammer.
•Martin Skrtel played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
bebo
Looking for a Manager
Re: Liverpool Thread
I take it.. you rate him
I take it.. you rate him
kevano22
TDWFYU
- 2 August 2003
Re: Liverpool Thread
Agger to miss rest of Reds season
Daniel Agger
Daniel Agger has been sidelined since September
Liverpool central defender Daniel Agger has been ruled out for the rest of the season with a metatarsal injury.
The Denmark international, 23, will undergo surgery on his troublesome foot injury early next week after being sidelined since September.
"It's a blow for Daniel but we want to get his problem sorted," Rafa Benitez told the club's official website.
"We have defensive cover and Martin Skrtel is playing very well, Daniel will be back for next season."
Agger has only played six games for Liverpool this season and his absence is a blow for the club who have key games coming up in both the Premier League and, most notably, the Champions League.
Agger to miss rest of Reds season
Daniel Agger
Daniel Agger has been sidelined since September
Liverpool central defender Daniel Agger has been ruled out for the rest of the season with a metatarsal injury.
The Denmark international, 23, will undergo surgery on his troublesome foot injury early next week after being sidelined since September.
"It's a blow for Daniel but we want to get his problem sorted," Rafa Benitez told the club's official website.
"We have defensive cover and Martin Skrtel is playing very well, Daniel will be back for next season."
Agger has only played six games for Liverpool this season and his absence is a blow for the club who have key games coming up in both the Premier League and, most notably, the Champions League.
Plan M
Banned
- 27 September 2007
- Manchester United
Re: Liverpool Thread
:lol:
:lol:
belfastjams
Banned
Re: Liverpool Thread
drunk again...:w00t:
drunk again...:w00t:
Plan M
Banned
- 27 September 2007
- Manchester United
Re: Liverpool Thread
Cause he's shit. (No Kuyt either by the looks of things - they didn't invite the crap players! :lol
Cause he's shit. (No Kuyt either by the looks of things - they didn't invite the crap players! :lol
Re: Liverpool Thread
crouch aint in the pic because his head would have ended up in belfastjams post above!!!
crouch aint in the pic because his head would have ended up in belfastjams post above!!!
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Yeh, even Riise wasn't invited. But he's looking through the window
Cause he's shit. (No Kuyt either by the looks of things - they didn't invite the crap players! :lol
Yeh, even Riise wasn't invited. But he's looking through the window
Plan M
Banned
- 27 September 2007
- Manchester United
Re: Liverpool Thread
Yeh, even Riise wasn't invited. But he's looking through the window
Re: Liverpool Thread
Well you got that one right ..
Let's start discussing our biggest EPL match so far
Well you got that one right ..
Let's start discussing our biggest EPL match so far
Re: Liverpool Thread
you mean this one!!
Well you got that one right ..
Let's start discussing our biggest EPL match so far
you mean this one!!
Re: Liverpool Thread
Hmm, I thought it was Everton 1-2 Liverpool?
you mean this one!!
Hmm, I thought it was Everton 1-2 Liverpool?
Re: Liverpool Thread
Errr .. that's for next week mate don't get too hesitant, it's not like you're definitely going to win When the time comes, we'll deal with all your 'friendly' banter.
you mean this one!!
Errr .. that's for next week mate don't get too hesitant, it's not like you're definitely going to win
When the time comes, we'll deal with all your 'friendly' banter.Re: Liverpool Thread
abhishek!!! Not like you too be negative about your team...
I actually think it will be very tight as always but dare i say it, liverpool to nick it! plan m dont hate me! its a gut feelin ....dig?:-!
abhishek!!! Not like you too be negative about your team...
I actually think it will be very tight as always but dare i say it, liverpool to nick it! plan m dont hate me! its a gut feelin ....dig?:-!
Plan M
Banned
- 27 September 2007
- Manchester United
Re: Liverpool Thread
Haha I'm not too confident about the game myself mate. I can't remember the last time L'pool beat us, it's been so fucking long (was it the FA Cup win at Anfield when Crouchy scored and Smith broke his leg?).
L'pool are due a win and with Torres on fire, Masch holding the midfield, Gerrard roaming and Reina in good form it could go their way.
Haha I'm not too confident about the game myself mate. I can't remember the last time L'pool beat us, it's been so fucking long (was it the FA Cup win at Anfield when Crouchy scored and Smith broke his leg?).
L'pool are due a win and with Torres on fire, Masch holding the midfield, Gerrard roaming and Reina in good form it could go their way.
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You don't get it do you? Consisdering my prediction record, I am actually helping Liverpool by saying that!
abhishek!!! Not like you too be negative about your team...
I actually think it will be very tight as always but dare i say it, liverpool to nick it! plan m dont hate me! its a gut feelin ....dig?:-!
You don't get it do you? Consisdering my prediction record, I am actually helping Liverpool by saying that!