FFS, stop telling me what I want.

If you put Evra on top in real life, he wouldn't become slower or worse at shooting. What should happen in a situation lika that is that his positioning should be horrible, he should not time his runs very well etc.
The greatest difference between players IRL is NOT IF THEY CAN PASS THE FUCKING BALL ACCURATE, but HOW EARLY THEY SEE THAT FUCKING PASS. Which could be simulated by better/earlier player runs if Xavi on the ball than Real-Diarra. Other things that could simulate how good passers they are: how quick the power bar is loaded, if the ball bounces a lot or not. Also the mayor thing Barca etc does that makes the a great passing team is that the players get the ball under control very quickly so that they have more time on the ball. They also position their bodies better so that they can do one-touch passes, as well as their movement off the ball is fantastic (which, again, can be simulated by the AI OFF THE BALL).
It is not that the Barca players are that much better at passing the ball, but what they do is make sure that they always move the ball quickly to have more time at the ball. Not that their passes are more accurate. Pretty much all proffesional players can make accurate passes if they have the time, but only skilles players like Xavi etc makes sure that they always have time.
This goes for pretty much everything. Dribbling? Skilled players keep the ball close to their feets so that they can change direction quicker.
But please, stop fucking telling me what I want, it only makes you look stupid(/or possibly drunk).

(Or I could tell you that the way you want it, the next things they should do is implent "auto moves", so that Ruud vN shoots every time he is in the box, even if you havent told him to! Woohoo, realism! YEAH BABY!)