The 'Things That Piss Me Off' Thread

[CW]

The postal service and the millions of postman who are probably sat at home playing FIFA10, cunts

 

[Tim7]

People moaning about not having FIFA. Pff .

 

[Nick Cave]

 

[Joe]

Pirates

 

[Coopz]

Why do you hate pirates?

Do you have a ship they can steal from?

 

[Nick Cave]

Pirates

Arrggh ye be missunderstanding us...

 

[Rob92]

Royal Mail.

 

[Chris Davies]

30 minutes in, Millwall 4-0 Tranmere. No more niceties. John Barnes, you are a scumbag. Please leave the club now and never come back.

 

[crayon]

30 minutes in, Millwall 4-0 Tranmere. No more niceties. John Barnes, you are a scumbag. Please leave the club now and never come back.

do you think he'll take it on the chin?

 

[jaygrim]

Theesely.

 

[Chris Davies]

Theesely.

HAHAHA, very good.

Seriously though, how is he still in a job?

I'll be dreaming of him getting the sack, if I wake up and he's gone it'll be like Christmas.

 

[Jumbo_]

Flu.

Every muscle in my body aches.

My nose is totally blocked, everytime I blow it it partially clears for around 15 seconds, then it's stuffed again.

I cant breath properly due to the above combined with asthma.

I feel drunk. My ears feel like they're full of water and I'm a bit dizzy when walking about.

Coughing so hard I can feel it ripping the skin from the inside of my throat.

Lovely.

 

[jaygrim]

Ah bless.

 

[tuta]

Chronic injuries.

Yesterday, I hurt my left thumb and my right ankle.
I can't play Fifa and I can't walk .

 

[Nick Cave]

Chronic injuries.

Yesterday, I hurt my left thumb and my right ankle.
I can't play Fifa and I can't walk .

Nooooo....

 

[crayon]

Chronic injuries.

Yesterday, I hurt my left thumb and my right ankle.
I can't play Fifa and I can't walk .

screw walking, patch up the thumb!

 

[Nick Cave]

screw walking, patch up the thumb!

Reminds me of when I cut the top of my thumb off and had it sewn on, I told my mate I could not play for a couple of weeks, he was "it's sewn on what's the problem", playing again within a week kept having to stop for blood clean up...

 

[Radiation]

Reminds me of when the misses cut the top of my thumb off and I had it sewn back on, I told her I could not do any house work for a couple of weeks, she was "it's sewn on what's the problem", working again within a week kept having to stop for blood clean up...

We can read between the lines Nick.

 

[DagsJT]

England games being on the internet only and having to pay £4.99 for the "privelage".

The FA should've stood in there and put their foot down, England games should be free on terrestrial TV.

 

[Nick Cave]

We can read between the lines Nick.

 

[Nick Cave]

England games being on the internet only and having to pay £4.99 for the "privelage".

The FA should've stood in there and put their foot down, England games should be free on terrestrial TV.

Yep, national games should be FTA the tossers...

 

[matherto]

I thought it was part of regulation that National games have to be broadcast on television in some form?

Internet only is utter bullshit, just have to wait a couple of hours for the highlights on ITV I guess (assuming they'll still have them).

 

[Tim7]

Don't think there are any highlights on TV either that night.

 

[matherto]

That really is bollocks.

Time to find a pub with foreign channels.

 

[Nick Cave]

Those squirty smelly things you stick to the wall by your bog, I accidentally squirted my fingers and they still stink after a full day and at least four hand washes, what the parp is in that stuff Plutonium...

 

[mjsmith2k]

Kryptonite.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Papercuts, somehow managed to get one under my fingernail, ouch. Fortunatly I can still play FIFA.

 

[Carl]

Papercuts, somehow managed to get one under my fingernail, ouch. Fortunatly I can still play FIFA.

Such a trooper.

 

[Tim7]

 

[DagsJT]

Being woken up at 2am by Man Utd fans outside singing about O'Shea?! Get outta Liverpool, you don't belong here!!