The 'Things That Are Great' Thread

[DagsJT]

Selling a 360 wireless adapter for using a 360 pad on a PC, expecting £5 for it and it sold for £20

 

[matherto]

Driving home through country lanes instead of boring myself on the motorway.

 

[Tim7]

Agreed.

 

[jaygrim]

Driving home through country lanes instead of boring myself on the motorway.

And stopping for a wank.

 

[Nick Cave]

Ahhh fresh country air...

 

[jaygrim]

Women.

 

[Chris Davies]

Women.

So women piss you off because they're so great, is that what you're trying to say?

Or are you trying to say that YOUR woman pisses you off and that OTHER women are great?

 

[jaygrim]

Yeah one pisses me off the other is fine.

 

[matherto]

The cats just pissed on my car.

He'd be fucking dead if he wasn't the antichrist in feline form.

 

[Nick Cave]

Cats rule...

 

[JJ]

Cooking fat

 

[matherto]

Trying to convince girls to pull your mate cause he's 'lacking in confidence and very shy' and then they do...and then you see his reaction and it's all 'ZOMG GURL!'.

Not laughed so much on a night out in a long time, so it's a shame they left way too early and now I'm back home =/

 

[bulwa-boy]

local team got.... you guessed it:

NEW NETS !!!

really nice

 

[JJ]

Oh fucking god!

 

[jaygrim]

Fucking god is great?

 

[matherto]

"I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn't be able to see my feet."

Katy Perry.

I would do unlawful things to that woman.

 

[Nick Cave]

 

[JJ]

Fucking god is great?

No, that was my reaction to that bleedin twat who wanks over nets. And I thought that bus spotter cunt in work was bad!

 

[mjsmith2k]

Maybe he's a fisherman and his nets are his livelihood?

 

[JJ]

Goal nets

 

[mjsmith2k]

Oh yeah goal nets, but that might have been where the interest sparked...

 

[Joe]

We are not having that smiley

Stop it

 

[bulwa-boy]

Maybe he's a fisherman and his nets are his livelihood?

the nets arent mine though

by I got the chance to put them on goals

 

[bulwa-boy]

No, that was my reaction to that bleedin twat who wanks over nets. And I thought that bus spotter cunt in work was bad!

 

[jaygrim]

 

[Nick Cave]

 

[Radiation]

Is that cat dead?

 

[Nick Cave]

No it's not dead, most cats when they get wet look like aliens like that...

 

[Radiation]

Why would anyone want a pet that turns evil like that when wet? Makes me think of another pet that turns nasty when wet...

Spoiler

 

[jaygrim]

You can't beat a wet pussy.