The 'Things That Are Great' Thread

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Where do you work?!?! PornSluts'r'Us?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Go to work wearing your Crocks, you'll be well in!

 

[matherto]

http://www.jurgita.com/pictures-id343041.html

New receptionist at my office

Slam her.

 

[Tim7]

They're 32E and they're real!

 

[Radiation]

I hate people like that.

 

[Aboutreika18]

 

[Chris Davies]

They're 32E and they're real!

HAHA!

"Hi Tim, I'm Sarah, I'm new here."
"ARE THEY REAL?"
"Erm..."
"ARE YOUR BOOBS REAL?"
"Yeah..."
"WHAT SIZE ARE THEY?"
"Um, I don't really-"
"WHAT SIZE ARE THEY?"
"Er, 32E."
"CAN I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU?"
"What? Well there's one on the internet at J-"
"I'M GOING TO USE IT TO MASTURBATE WITH!"
"That's ... neat ... I have to go, nice to have met you!"

*Resigns*

 

[matherto]

Like he'd get a coherent sentence out

"Hi Tim, I'm Sarah, I'm new here."
*Tim stares at her tits"

"Er...Tim, I'm up here..."
*Tim still stares at her tits*

"Fuck off Tim"
*Tim stares at her arse as she walks off*

 

[Radiation]

They look too small to be E's and she sucking her tummy in quite a lot.

 

[jaygrim]

I'm going to send her some Tim related messages. Tim don't bother going to work tomorrow.

 

[Nick Cave]

I'm going to send her some Tim related messages. Tim don't bother going to work tomorrow.

 

[JJ]

Marks out of ten I'd give her one!

 

[Tim7]

She's not called Sarah?

 

[Chris Davies]

She's not called Sarah?

I was making up a random girl's name.

 

[Nick Cave]

Marks out of ten I'd give her one!

 

[BobbyBox]

http://www.jurgita.com/pictures-id343041.html

New receptionist at my office

She would get some BIG BOBBY LOVING!!!

 

[jaygrim]

You can have sloppy seconds.

 

[mjsmith2k]

Finally going to bed after getting up at 4.30am for my coach this morning.

 

[Chris Davies]

When I noticed that you'd posted in here I thought your post would say "FIFA 10", haha.

So... Things That Are Great.

FIFA 10.

 

[matherto]

I hope the trailer I saw was not representative of the game in anyway, otherwise I'd be inclined to put it in the 'piss me off' thread.

 

[mjsmith2k]

FIFA 10!!!

 

[matherto]

Dailymotion - FIFA 10 Gameplay - 1ere Vrai Video de Fifa 2010 - Foot - une vidéo Jeux vidéo

Please tell me it doesn't play like that looks.

 

[Nick Cave]

Finally going to bed after getting up at 4.30am for my coach this morning.

Lazy git...

 

[Nick Cave]

Still has that bloody 'ready' screen...?

 

[Sean]

Going to York Races tomorrow as a guest of a company, Good times ahead!

 

[Nick Cave]

Take a brolly or just stay in the bar...

 

[Sean]

Take a brolly or just stay in the bar...

I hope to see some races!

 

[Nick Cave]

I hope to see some races!

That's not what it's about, do you get a bar float...

 

[Sean]

That's not what it's about, do you get a bar float...

I've gotta be on my best behaviour tho as the company is a customer of my father company so cannot get hammered

 

[Nick Cave]

I've gotta be on my best behaviour tho as the company is a customer of my father company so cannot get hammered

Booo