The Random Crap Thread

[Tim7]

Erm, nah they were about 10 feet tall I'd say.

 

[Yana]

I really am dense aren't I?

 

[Tim7]

Not at all. It's my brilliant camera skills that fooled you, don't be downhearted .

 

[Chris Davies]

Not as dense as my mate's ex.

She went to see Chicken Run with him on a date and she actually asked at the end of the film, "do you think that was a true story?"

Honest to God, no joke. I swear on my mum's life.

 

[Revan]

Not as dense as my mate's ex.

She went to see Chicken Run with him on a date and she actually asked at the end of the film, "do you think that was a true story?"

Honest to God, no joke. I swear on my mum's life.

:lmao:
:w00t:
*reads again*
:w00t:
:lmao:

 

[matherto]

Not as dense as my mate's ex.

She went to see Chicken Run with him on a date and she actually asked at the end of the film, "do you think that was a true story?"

Honest to God, no joke. I swear on my mum's life.

Sounds like a girl in my Film Studies class.

Watching the original Japanese version of Godzilla terrorize Tokyo and she pops up with...

"is this based on a true story?"

 

[Yana]

:lmao: @ JB & Matherto's posts!!

 

[Chris Davies]

This is from years ago, just found it again now by happy accident. I still think it's a great little animation.

BANANA PHONE

 

[YoungGun_UK]

Here's two of my all time favourates

http://pwned.nl/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kho3j76GGD4

Enjoy!

 

[Joe]

This is from years ago, just found it again now by happy accident. I still think it's a great little animation.

BANANA PHONE

oo you sod, that is jammed into my brain now and when I go back to work in a minuite (Waitrose FRV!!!) Im going to be singing it whenever I see a bastarding banana!

 

[proxi]

What's worse than a volcano? A volcano during a storm.

 

[Chris Davies]

Jesus Christ, if you saw that you'd think that was it. Four horsemen of the apocolypse and that.

It looks like a scene from Lost. I blame Ben.

 

[Revan]

Is that real?

fantastic pic.

 

[DJ Doc45]

Fook me Adolf Proxi....that looks shocking!

 

[proxi]

Yeah, it's just happened in Chile. News report below

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article3883087.ece

Notice the fucked-up green lightning line?

 

[Tim7]

That may be the best photograph in the world.

 

[Tim7]

The internet really is amazing. I googled this:

"how to clear service indicator on citroen berlingo"

And found exactly what I was looking for:

http://htdig.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/post/index.htm?t=33901

Bloody brilliant!

 

[Jumbo_]

I dont suppose anybody could send me an invite to a certain type of website that we're not allowed to talk about really on here please.....

Yesterday I bit into an apple which was nice for me then I watched tv and saw dotcotton. she is very organised.

 

[Radiation]

A musician who has been hiccupping for 15 months is hoping an operation will solve his problem.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/7387224.stm

 

[jaygrim]

Maybe he should try a glass of water first.

 

[Milanista]

Or hold his breath.

 

[proxi]

I always hold the breath and it works everytime. Bad thing is though I don't know when to stop...

*hits floor*

:tumble:

 

[Milanista]

 

[Ret KiT]

maybe he forgot the "C" . Should be Chan

 

[Chris Davies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkczguZoI7k&feature=related

 

[jaygrim]

I hate cats there shit.

 

[jaygrim]

 

[jaygrim]

 

[Chris Davies]

Impossible to sleep in this weather.

Windows wide open, fans on, it's still like sleeping on tar paper.

 

[Radiation]

Just had a questionnaire letter in the post from our council and under the option for sex it has 3 options for you to tick -

[MALE] [FEMALE] [TRANS GENDER]