The Random Crap Thread

[Tim7]

Good, you shouldn't be allowed on the fuckin road!

 

[Plan M]

Why?! :shock:

 

[Tim7]

 

[Chris Davies]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Chris Davies]

BBC News has been great for funny pictures this week.

Spoiler

Billy Davies there auditioning for the role of Dr. Evil.

 

[Joe]

pff no problem, i manage it

 

[YoungGun_UK]

My provisional driving license has arrived! Yay!

Gotta put in for a test NOW, the waiting list is ridiculous.

EH?! aren't you 26 or something Mike and you ain't passed?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

He's a bit slow YoungGun, surely you have noticed that in his posts?!

 

[Yana]

BBC News has been great for funny pictures this week.

Spoiler

Billy Davies there auditioning for the role of Dr. Evil.

Oh god. That made me choke on my Wheat Crunchie.

 

[Plan M]

EH?! aren't you 26 or something Mike and you ain't passed?

I am 28 mate. I failed when I was 17 years old and have never re-taken (is that such a word?) it. Having a missus who has driven me everywhere for the last three years doesn't help my cause much either so I've got my arse in gear (no pun intended I SWEAR) and am starting lessons this week.

Speaking of age, I have friends who still live with their parents and they are 30! That I will never understand - I moved out as soon as my pubes started growing; I love my parents dearly but I need my own space.

 

[DJ Doc45]

I failed my test 3 times at 17 and was close to giving up... I am SO glad I didnt!!

 

[Plan M]

I have got a thing about dark skinned/dark hair women. Take Meadow from Sopranos for example, she is just......heaven. (I know this could go in the Hot Women thread but all the guys in there just like pin-up slappers with no brains, fake tits & they all look the same; I'll get flamed for posting this in there.)

Wow.

 

[DJ Doc45]

No You Wont!! WOAHHH!!!

 

[Tim7]

I have friends who still live with their parents and they are 30!

Yes, yes, we all know of CW mate! :w00t:

 

[Plan M]

I thought CW didn't live with his folks anymore?

 

[Chris Davies]

He doesn't.

 

[BobbyBox]

He doesn't.

Grandparents?

 

[Joe]

Tim?

 

[Plan M]

The most fucked off cat I've ever seen:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E2DSeOHTYNM

:shock:

Spoiler

...and he's name is "Burger & Fries. WHO in their right minds calls a cat that?! No wonder he is so fucked off.

 

[Chris Davies]

Holy crap, that's not even a meow. Is that actually a cat?!

 

[BobbyBox]

Holy crap, that's not even a meow. Is that actually a cat?!

Exactly - It sounds like something out of a nightmare!!!

 

[YoungGun_UK]

It looks possessed!:w00t:

 

[miguel.]

That's what happens when you spend a few minutes with Jay.

Alone.

 

[Chris Davies]

HAHA! I dread to think of his missus.

I just dread to think of his missus.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

No wonder its in a cage! And where are its ears?!

HAHA! I dread to think of his missus.

I just dread to think of his missus.

So who's the captioncomp picture of?

 

[Yana]

Is that really a cat?! It sounds like me trying to do karaoke after a bottle of MD 20/20.

 

[Chris Davies]

Rumblebunny, get Proxi and yourself entering the caption competition (CLICK ME) each week. You might find yourself getting full marks from the missus every time, girl power and all that... You can even win a chocolate bar of your choice if you finish top; I'm assured that women need chocolate to survive so you never know when it could come in handy.

 

[Plan M]

Yes it is a real cat lads. :shock:

 

[Plan M]

I just booked my driving lessons. £180 for 10 hours and the car is a brand new Vauxhall Corsa. Bloke seemed real sound too. I wanted to go with BSM but they're £28 an hour! :shock:

 

[CW]

BSM aren't nicknamed "Bring Some Money" for any old reason ya know