The Random Crap Thread

[Plan M]

Team Greggs. Oooooh, that fresh baked smell.

 

[Plan M]

Tonight Matthew I am cooking a home made pasta bake with baked sundried tomato bread on the side.

 

[DJ Doc45]

That actually sounds nice mate. Tonight Matthew im being a lazy fat arse and buying a Chicken Vindaloo from the local curry house....

 

[jaygrim]

Will you two get a fucking room.

 

[DJ Doc45]

lol whats up grim?

 

[Ret KiT]

he's jealous

 

[Chris Davies]

 

[Joe]

Right this piece of art was done while I was at work this morning In charge of my section for the time I was in. Nobody can say I wasnt working hard this morning, even if I did walk out an hour early.

So ladies and Jellyfish, here is the magic

 

[BobbyBox]

Thats disturbing Joe - You should warn people and put it in a spoiler!!

 

[Plan M]

Massive Attack touch my prostate. That is all.

 

[Jumbo_]

 

[jaygrim]

I'd hate to think what you were searching for to get that?

 

[Jumbo_]

It was someone's avatar on a FM forum.

 

[Plan M]

Guys I want to buy a plain, dark red, long-sleeved shirt. I can't find one ANYWHERE! Someone help. PLEASE!

 

[Plan M]

Spoiler

 

[Nick Cave]

Spoiler

Hahaha My cats loved that..

 

[Nick Cave]

Guys I want to buy a plain, dark red, long-sleeved shirt. I can't find one ANYWHERE! Someone help. PLEASE!

Try Debenham's or M&S, got two for a friends B'day last month.

 

[Plan M]

Try Debenham's or M&S, got two for a friends B'day last month.

Tried M&S, no luck but didn't think of Debenhams. Cheers Nick

 

[BobbyBox]

My office is soooo hot - my testicles are sticking to the inside of my thighs!!

Do you reckon I could tell my Boss and get to leave work early - Its really uncomfortable - I can't concentrate!

 

[Nick Cave]

My office is soooo hot - my testicles are sticking to the inside of my thighs!!

Do you reckon I could tell my Boss and get to leave work early - Its really uncomfortable - I can't concentrate!

Commando... It's the only way to be... Let your nuts run free..

 

[Tim7]

Is your boss male or female?

 

[BobbyBox]

Is your boss male or female?

He is Male - Well I have one Male and One Female - Chief Executive and Deputy Chief Executive - But I really run the place they just don't know it

 

[Chris Davies]

Hot Vimto is the tits. That is all.

How are you liking your Oscarific avatar Bobbo? :mryellow:

 

[BobbyBox]

Hot Vimto is the tits. That is all.

How are you liking your Oscarific avatar Bobbo? :mryellow:

Bloody hell - I didn't even notice that!

Its Fandabydosy!!!

 

[CW]

What is it about Gareth Southgate that makes me want to beat him to death every time I see him on the tv

 

[Chris Davies]

That he's a complete plank. He hasn't got the bollocks to be a manager, I will never forget when he tried to substitute Mido and Mido just shook his head and said "no". He then stayed on for the full 90 minutes.

The Middlesbrough chairman keeps saying that he's too nice for management, he can say that again.

 

[FlawlessCowboy]

Dandy Lions

 

[Chris Davies]

Well played sir, well played. :applaud:

 

[Plan M]

Great pictures Flawless! :applause:

 

[DJ Doc45]

What is it about Gareth Southgate that makes me want to beat him to death every time I see him on the tv

Perhaps your reliving that Penalty miss against Germany in Euro 96?

Or that the bloke is just a complete idiot who has no clue on management?