The Random Crap Thread

i think its all about the genetics really, if you are fat then you'll stay fat if you don't change your eating habits drastically (which still doesn't make you very skinny) and if you are skinny no matter how much fast food you consume you won't be able to gain a lot of weight... personally am about normal weight and exercise help to stay fit and healthy but i know even if i don't exercise i wont gain much just a lil belly ..
 
I have the odd McDonalds and KFC, plus a chinese takeaway or fish'n'chips every fortnight or so, but apart from that, my lass makes proper nice swanky nosh that won't prepare a 6ft hole for you by the time you've got to dessert.
 
Ret KiT said:
i think its all about the genetics really, if you are fat then you'll stay fat if you don't change your eating habits drastically (which still doesn't make you very skinny) and if you are skinny no matter how much fast food you consume you won't be able to gain a lot of weight... personally am about normal weight and exercise help to stay fit and healthy but i know even if i don't exercise i wont gain much just a lil belly ..
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Nice thought mate but not really true. My mum and dad are NATURALLY skinny and still are but I put on a belly last year with too much eating junk food and drinking too much beer. It DOES catch up with you - especially with age, you really have to look after yourself. Everyone's metabolism gets slower with age too so you gotta keep on-top of your diet and excercise. I am a nice, healthy weight again because of this. :)
 
yeah mate exercise is good but its hard to burn the fat on the belly even though its just a bit fat, guess more situps/cardio and water will get me a 6 or 12 pack :D
 
Dont need to diet.......havent put on weight for years now. And when I was at the gym, which didnt last long, about 3 months, I actually gained weight because my fatlevelindex (or whatever its called) was only at 7% to begin with (average is 14% I think) so doing the training didnt burn any fat but just developed more mussels.

The only thing I have to watch out for is eating too much suger (sweets, chocalate, cakes, etc) as too much suger gives me spots. So I kind of already have a built in dietplan when it comes to sweetstuff. And generally I dont eat much anyway so I fortunately dont have to worry about my weight or diet :D
 
What do people do when they are unemployed? Daytime tv is crap & playing games just feels weird on a week day.
 
I was reading something about Arsenal's shares, is it me or does that Alisher Usmanov bloke look a bit like Baron Silas Greenback off Dangermouse?

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All this healthy eating is a load of old crap. I just went out to get fresh stuff for tea, the old bag is a veggie it cost me £20. I could have gone to the indian take-away for half that.
 
I hate Asda - always full of scummers when I go to the one in Swansea. I love Tesco though - just spent £30 there and got loads of stuff for my money. :)
 
Asda are a bunch of cunts anyway. Shit supermarkets, shit top brass, biggest rip-off merchants (particularly of their suppliers) in the business.
 
Yep, and they've admitted to using shellac on their apples/oranges/lemons to give them "extra shine". Meaning their fruit isn't suitable for vegetarians/vegans, how ironic is that...
 
Just got sent this by an old member of Evo-Web, Zygalski. I don't think Zyg visits here any more but if you do, THANK YOU. Brilliant stuff.

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The Cherry Pickers and cheesmonger one is hilarious!! :lol:

What happened to Zygalski? - I remember him helping me out when I first joined here - he was a good bloke.
 
He's still active on PESfan from what I can tell, I think he only has enough room for one forum in his life and this one isn't it.
 
How can anyone prefer PES Fan to this place?! I never got banned from there but still didn't want to go back. I got called "n00b" left, right & centre and you CAN'T say FIFA 08 is good, they go fucking mental!

I remember Zygalski though, nice lad.
 
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