The Random Crap Thread

[Chris Davies]

 

[Chris Davies]

Do you know what I love? When you change channel and a conversation carries on. If you know what I mean - e.g. BBC ONE, "I woke up this morning and I thought" *change channel* "you stupid asshole". Someone should make up a name for that.

I just witnessed the funniest one I've seen for a while...

"Well we're told by the council that we need to take recycling seriously, but" *click* "they're a bunch of uneducated idiots, they need to be locked up for as long as possible"

 

[DJ Doc45]

lol @ JB "David Beckham should get, (channel change) a name change!"

 

[Plan M]

Do you know what I love? When you change channel and a conversation carries on. If you know what I mean - e.g. BBC ONE, "I woke up this morning and I thought" *change channel* "you stupid asshole". Someone should make up a name for that.

I just witnessed the funniest one I've seen for a while...

"Well we're told by the council that we need to take recycling seriously, but" *click* "they're a bunch of uneducated idiots, they need to be locked up for as long as possible"

Haha me & the missus do that if we are really bored. :-D

 

[Chris Davies]

The missus's nephew got home from school yesterday and said to his mum, "I think I heard a swear word today at school, but I don't know, if I tell you what it is will you shout at me?" She says "no, go on" - he looks at the ground and says...

"PITCHOO!"

:lol: I'm going to use that now, when I want to swear in the chatbox that's what I'll say. Ahhh pitchoo!! Beats the pitchoo out of booyaa...

 

[jaygrim]

For Bobbybox.

 

[BobbyBox]

For Bobbybox.

I've got one for you!

one for Jaygrim.

now everyone knows why you are so retarded - I am king!!!!

 

[jaygrim]

Hahahahaha.

 

[Tim7]

Crackin

And great game that JB, I will have to play it sometime

 

[Tim7]

Looking at the cloth now, I think it's going to be very tight for me to finish *click* perhaps a lasso wouldda been a better bet?

 

[Chris Davies]

Haha, I like it. :thumbup:

There was one the other day during a football game...

He's got a long ball to deal with there, *click* the doctors think it may need to be amputated.

 

[Tim7]

Quality, you are obviously a veteran at this game . How long do you give it between channels for the sentence to finish?

 

[Chris Davies]

It's usually just an accident mate, although if I'm reeeally bored I'll wait for people to pause for breath and then switch.

 

[matherto]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZyBpGFE_OM

Little bit of Partridge here, but was just wondering. When the 'alan-partridge.co.uk' comes up, what is that song playing?

After the credits and Music for Chameleons have gone off.

It's an 80s one I think, the words 'call me out' spring to mind.

 

[Jumbo_]

You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon (Simon & Garfunkel)

 

[matherto]

Cheers mate.

 

[Plan M]

You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon (Simon & Garfunkel)

Great song - you seen the video? It features Chevy Chase.

 

[Chris Davies]

Spoiler

Notice that the dog is attached to the child - I'd laugh if a cat went past...

 

[Plan M]

Hahahahahahahaha :lol:

 

[DJ Doc45]

Spoiler

Notice that the dog is attached to the child - I'd laugh if a cat went past...

That deserves a HUGE LOL!!!

LOL

 

[Jumbo_]

The kid looks like my girlfriend's cousin. But he's 23.

 

[jaygrim]

The kid looks like my girlfriend's cousin. But he's 23.

Maybe he's just far away?

 

[miguel.]

Do you really think that makes sense, Jay?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

I got it, made me laugh

 

[CW]

Met up with Holio last night for a drink as I was over in Belfast, he said I was taller than he thought I would be...

 

[Coopz]

is that his usual chat up line?

 

[Tim7]

I spoke to Holio just before he left and told him to make sure he took his rape alarm with him

 

[Tim7]

You're all cunts.


I just felt the need to post that. This was the best place for it .

 

[Chris Davies]

 

[Plan M]

My provisional driving license has arrived! Yay!

Gotta put in for a test NOW, the waiting list is ridiculous.