The Random Crap Thread

[rockykabir]

http://www.omgmetalgear.com/article/54973/a-day-in-the-life-of-solid-snake/

 

[Plan M]

I need a poo but can't be bothered to go.

 

[DJ Doc45]

Too much info Mike

 

[Jumbo_]

I need a poo but can't be bothered to go.

I hate that, you dont go and then it disappears inside you for hours and you dont know where the hell it's gone.. then suddenly, uh oh.. game over. And no-one can use the bog for an hour.

 

[Plan M]

Haha I have had two dumps since I posted that! I was just walking along the beach when I said to my missus "Uh oh, I think I have a turtles head." We both jumped into the car and rushed home.

 

[jaygrim]

You will never EVER sell that car now, it's always gonna smell of poo.

 

[Plan M]

Who said we wanted to sell it?! We love our Rover. Just cause you don't.

 

[jaygrim]

You two would look better in a VW though you bloody hippies.

 

[Plan M]

Ronaldo v Bugatti Veyron (also posted in Man United thread.)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TvrvfMJPWYY

:shock:

 

[CW]

I was disappointed he didnt get run over

 

[DJ Doc45]

Great advert.... NOT I hate ads like this that are complete bullshit. You will get some little kid now saying "Bugatti Veyron's are shite! Ronaldo can out run them!"

 

[Ret KiT]

Bugatti is one ugly lookin car

 

[DJ Doc45]

I dont think it looks too bad to be honest mate! Ive seen worse....

The Honda Space Age Piece Of Shit Civic!!! this car is pathetic!

 

[Aliboy]

Great advert.... NOT I hate ads like this that are complete bullshit. You will get some little kid now saying "Bugatti Veyron's are shite! Ronaldo can out run them!"

Were you spyin on my conversation Doc?

 

[DJ Doc45]

Were you spyin on my conversation Doc?

depends....

 

[jaygrim]

And he won, must be a pretty shit car.

Yeah thanks DJ.

 

[Ret KiT]

my car, look jay yours is right across

 

[Plan M]

Haha that made laugh!

 

[DJ Doc45]

I personally like the Bugatti Veyron. I think its one 'ELL' of a car!! 1000 Brake Horse Power!!! Shame ill never get to drive one in my entire life!

 

[Ret KiT]

yeah DJ stick to Kia

 

[DJ Doc45]

yeah DJ stick to Kia

Kia? screw that! Ive got an MG ZR 2.0 TDI It goes like shit off a shovel!

 

[Plan M]

I personally like the Bugatti Veyron. I think its one 'ELL' of a car!! 1000 Brake Horse Power!!! Shame ill never get to drive one in my entire life!

I drove one today as I've been thinking about getting the missus one. Nice car, fair play.

 

[Chris Davies]

You happen to be in one of the few parts of the world where one of the 300 produced is for sale, do you?

 

[Jumbo_]

If you have any change left from the £750,000 you'll need to spend on it, do you reckon you could lend me a fiver?

 

[Plan M]

You happen to be in one of the few parts of the world where one of the 300 produced is for sale, do you?

Sorry I was thinking of a different car.

Spoiler

Jumberto, if I had a spare fiver I would GIVE you it mate.

 

[Jumbo_]

Aww thanks mate

 

[DJ Doc45]

ha ha good one Mike. 300 of them JB? do you know how much they cost Bugatti to make?

 

[Chris Davies]

There's 300 of them been made apparently, check out Wikipedia.

 

[DJ Doc45]

Oh right... they cost millions of pounds to make. That does suprise me.

 

[Nick Cave]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=509713&in_page_id=1770&ICO=NEWS&ICL=TOPART

Not sure if you guys have seen this, Just round the corner from me, Ive seen these two around, made me laugh.
Being an ex Punk myself I can relate... Smacked up Junkies, kids with knives, Drunk morons out for a fight up top please, Goths sorry your barred... :lol: