The Random Crap Thread

[Jumbo_]

I was just playing FIFA when the song "Surprising Twists" came on. When the text came up, I thought it said "Surprising Twats".

I have a vision now of people sneaking into Steve McClaren's house whilst he's asleep and screaming BOOYOUSHITHEAD.

That's weird, when I read "Suprising Twists" in your post I seriously thought it said "Suprising Twats". How strange.

 

[DJ Doc45]

That's weird, when I read "Suprising Twists" in your post I seriously thought it said "Suprising Twats". How strange.

Likewise so did I to start with... I really should stop this Speed Reading that I do sometimes!

 

[Aliboy]

Likewise so did I to start with... I really should stop this Speed Reading that I do sometimes!

Yeah that speed readin's a bitch init

 

[jaygrim]

Yeah that speed readin's a bitch init

:lmao:

 

[jaygrim]

I've been looking on some lookalike sites and there fucking great.

Arnie???

 

[DJ Doc45]

Apparently I look like Michael Dawson the Spurs Center Back....

 

[jaygrim]

I think the last one is supposed to be CW?

 

[Jumbo_]

I got told I look like a slightly better looking version of Darren Fletcher

 

[DJ Doc45]

1st one is Easily Chris Davies

 

[Chris Davies]

Elton, okay, Ronaldo, haha okay, Spock, errr okay. But BRENT? NO PISSING WAY. He's just a fat guy in a shirt and tie.

The two after that I have literally no clue about, who are they supposed to be?

EDIT: Just read the URLs, Wenger and Collina. I look more like Wenger than he does, what a fucking con.

EDIT 2: HOLY SHIT, look at this one.

If you can guess who that is without cheating then congratulations, you work for Splitting Images. Who is going to walk by that guy in the street and say "oh my God, that was..."

Spoiler

"Peter Crouch!"

Seriously, even a granny without her glasses on would know that wasn't him. She'd punch him in the fucking head for being a twat.

"I do look like him!"
"You look like someone who needs a job, sonny."

 

[BobbyBox]

He looks more like Paul Scholes!!

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

I would guess Crouch, but only because he's got an england shirt on and is supposed to be a lookie-likee. Otherwise its just some bloke.......

*Checks spoiler*

Got it right

So what do I win?!?!

 

[DJ Doc45]

He almost looks a bit like Me and Michael Dawson!!

 

[Tim7]

He looks like Alan Smith.

Apparantly, I look like Lee Bowyer

 

[Plan M]

Evo-Web's very own DJ "Dave" Doc:

Tottenham Hotspurs' very own Michael Dawson:

Spoiler

I am starting to think that DJ Doc looks more like Alan Smith in that photo?

 

[DJ Doc45]

lol I look a bit different from that now. That pic was taken 4 years ago. for 1 thing im a lot Fatter

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Fatter? I was going to say "If you slim down you might look like him".

Anyway, this is Alan Smith's long lost, somewhat fatter, twin :

 

[jaygrim]

Jesus fucking christ i didn't know you had chasing parked cars down as a hobby DJ?

 

[DJ Doc45]

ha ha

 

[Chris Davies]

I've never noticed before that Alan Shearer has no lips.

 

[Jumbo_]

Not as bad as having no hands!

Good spot though. How does he drink milkshake?

 

[Chris Davies]

I remember the Shearer McDonalds advert. He should have had his bloody hands chopped off for that.

Perhaps someone gave him a free Big Mac with acid in the secret sauce, and that's what burnt his lips off.

 

[jaygrim]

You cant have games the Mrs wants in your games to buy list, bloody hell whatever next?

 

[Chris Davies]

I'll secretly grab a go on them when she's not looking, so they count.

 

[jaygrim]

Not as bad as having no hands!

Just think of how much he saves on gloves, his Mrs has to wipe his anus and he will never get dog shit on his fingers. Some people have all the luck.

 

[Jumbo_]

Yeah true, and instead of fisting his bird... he wrists her. Which is pretty cool.

 

[Jumbo_]

Lock up your daughters.

... these 2 are rapists.

 

[Chris Davies]

And you're telling me they're not together? Come on. They make a lovely couple.

 

[Ret KiT]

haha nice teeth ..... cheeeeeeezee :mrgreen::mrgreen:

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Is anyone else wondering what they are doing with their hands?