The Random Crap Thread

[Nick Cave]

I cant say i have ever forgot my team are playing.

there are times i wish i had though

I think there are times my teams forgot their playing....

The phone calls and text's from my mates taking the p!ss every week means I don't...

 

[rockykabir]

OMG!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7182817.stm

I feel ill

 

[Jumbo_]

Err thats sick. Just like what happened on Hollyoaks. I cant think of anything worse than finding out your fucking your own sister.

 

[Aliboy]

That's well dodgey
But wouldn't they realise they look the same
It'd be like bumin a mirror

 

[DJ Doc45]

Dodgy as fook! that is really sick!

 

[jaygrim]

I cant think of anything worse than finding out your fucking your own sister.

What about if it was your dad?

 

[miguel.]

You always make us look at the bright side of things. I love you.

 

[Jumbo_]

If you're already in the position where it might be your dad that you're fucking then I'd say you're in a pretty bad position already and you're getting exactly what you asked for.

 

[Dermot]

I really like the idea of climbing trees but i don't like the idea of being high up or coming back down, therefore I don't like climbing trees, I have never climbed a tree and I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

 

[Aliboy]

Doin' your dad would be even more dodgy
Worse still he could ground ya if your bad

 

[DJ Doc45]

This is goin wayyyyyyyy too far!!

 

[Jumbo_]

Haha the dad thing is brilliant. I've got the perfect one off drama for channel 4 to put out and shock people. I might contact them, they'd lap it right up.

 

[jaygrim]

they'd lap it right up.

Like Papa's magic milk.

 

[Aliboy]

Like Papa's magic milk.

Where's the evil laugh?

 

[Chris Davies]

It's not evil if you ask for it.

 

[matherto]

You know, I've just read the last five pages of this thread. I've not laughed that much in a while. I love you guys

 

[DJ Doc45]

I hate you Matherto.....

 

[Plan M]

 

[BobbyBox]

I hate facing backwards when traveling - it makes me feel all headachey!

The bloke looks like he might lose his right welly - crazy old timer

 

[Plan M]

I hate facing backwards when traveling - it makes me feel all headachey!

The bloke looks like he might lose his right welly - crazy old timer

:lmao:

 

[jaygrim]

I think there delivering my tele?

 

[Tim7]

I drove past a Pagani Zonda earlier today! It was on the back of a flatbed going coastbound on the A2 near Bluewater being delivered to some lucky bastard!

 

[DJ Doc45]

Yer I know!! alright for these people with Money isnt it!!!?

 

[Tim7]

I should have ploughed into it at 80mph

 

[DJ Doc45]

Lol but you wouldnt have done yourself much good by doing that?

 

[Plan M]

Apparantly Crissy Ronaldo has been running against Bugattis(sp?) last week.

 

[jaygrim]

And he won, must be a pretty shit car.

 

[DJ Doc45]

lol what a bullshit ad.... we all know the Veyron can do 252 MPH. Uncle Jeremy told us!

 

[Chris Davies]

I was just playing FIFA when the song "Surprising Twists" came on. When the text came up, I thought it said "Surprising Twats".

I have a vision now of people sneaking into Steve McClaren's house whilst he's asleep and screaming BOOYOUSHITHEAD.

 

[Tim7]

I would one day love to mark these forums green