The Random Crap Thread

[Plan M]

You'll be fucking sick.

Awwwww that's harsh mate! :lol:

 

[Coopz]

Jay is gonna stalk her now

 

[marukomu]

So, why do Muslim taxi drivers charge extra at christmas?

 

[jaygrim]

Jay, you asked politely so here you are (the missus):

EDIT: Taken photo down, Jay's had enough time to save the photo to his desktop.

FUCK i only just thought of that. I was really sat there thinking she could be my new avatar, you bastard.

 

[Plan M]

FUCK i only just thought of that. I was really sat there thinking she could be my new avatar, you bastard.

\\:o/

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

You could always look in your temp internet folder. All images are saved to there, IIRC, and it should be there unless you have very strict data/cleaning options on.

 

[Jumbo_]

Is the perfume section in Boots a good place or a bad place to do really smelly farts?

 

[jaygrim]

Is the perfume section in Boots a good place or a bad place to do really smelly farts?

I prefer a packed lift.

 

[Nick Cave]

Why the hell do people cheat online... It really jacks me off... on just about anything you play it's the same... can't someone come up with a good protection system... cheaters should be banned for life and have their PC explode taking half their face off...

 

[JJ]

Online cheaters should be tortured very slowly with a blunt instrument. I got fed up of playing PES online because of cheaters, also these people who insist on picking Barça all the time, and people who quit when you're giving them a 7-0 pasting!

 

[Plan M]

Chelsea's yellow kit is friggin' disgusting.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

The glow in the dark one.........yeah can't stand it.

 

[rockykabir]

Santa has been reading my letters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJzqZiiM1BE



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[marukomu]

Try and get this out of your head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC9FtLQJoGM

 

[Chris Davies]

Merry Pringles? Merry fucking Pringles?

I thought advertising was a multi-billion dollar industry? And the best they could come up with is Merry Pringles?

 

[marukomu]

I'm going to buy some.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Merry Pringles? Merry fucking Pringles?

I thought advertising was a multi-billion dollar industry? And the best they could come up with is Merry Pringles?

Makes you wonder sometimes doesn't it? Can they not come up with a decent idea?! Half the time I'm sure they wanted to save money so they just let one of the secretary's come up with something!

 

[Plan M]

I feel like a pig has shat in my head. Too much vodka last night...

 

[jaygrim]

I feel like a pig has shat in my head. Too much vodka last night...

Cool.

 

[Plan M]

Cool.

Shut up Jay, I know it's not cool! :puke:

 

[marukomu]

Merry Pringles? Merry fucking Pringles?

I thought advertising was a multi-billion dollar industry? And the best they could come up with is Merry Pringles?

The advertising obviously worked as you felt the need to make a post about it. So bad it's good.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

But the bad adverts make me take notice to NOT buy the product. If they can't even be bothered to come up with a decent advert I take offense to how they are "treating" me as a potential customer. Makes me actively not buy the stuff, had they not made a crap advert, or an advert at all I wouldnt have cared and probably bought it.

Adverts are annoying anyway, so I try to not view as many as possible.

 

[ash]

[youtube]cDDEhLw1PVI[/youtube]

I hope its not real...

 

[Jumbo_]

Saw that ages ago, it's real.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

He's great........
































Dickhead!

 

[Chris Davies]

THAIS MOURN THE KING'S SISTER

Now is it just me or...

Hyacinth Bucket . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Galyani Vadhana

Fuck me, she could have made a mint as a lookalike!! I can just see her walking around going "REECHARD! REECHARD! YOU ARE MAKIN ME LOOK A LUDDY IDIAT! SIR JAFFA BE HERE IN HOUR!"

But now she's dead. What a waste.

 

[DJ Doc45]

She had a James May haircut!! Just without the Fringe!

 

[Chris Davies]

That's just fucking disrespectful, she's dead for Christ's sake. You're banned DJ.

Spoiler

Before you say "but you said all that Hyacinth Bucket stuff", yes DJ, that is the joke. Let me just confirm that for you now to avoid confusion.

 

[DJ Doc45]

That's just fucking disrespectful, she's dead for Christ's sake. You're banned DJ.

Spoiler

Before you say "but you said all that Hyacinth Bucket stuff", yes DJ, that is the joke. Let me just confirm that for you now to avoid confusion.

hahahaha :lmao::lmao::applause: JB

 

[BobbyBox]

She had a good innings.