The Random Crap Thread

I walked in on my mum sitting there watching it - I always seem to walk in at the most inopportune moments, an hour before I walked in during The Armstrong & Miller Show where there's a man and a woman in full bondage gear.

And whenever she puts a channel on Sky and I walk past, porn comes on. It happens when the girlfriend walks past as well, my girlfriend keeps telling me my mother is a whore. :(
 
The adverts on BBC America are getting like American adverts but with British people, ahhhh its disgusting...you should see it.....ahhhh...horrifying..........
 
And here's to you, Mrs. Davies,
Evo-Web loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please Mrs. Davies.
Heaven holds a place for those who pay,
Whore, whore, whore

....Hmmmmm, did I go too far?!
 
Haha, don't worry, I can take it. I'm only scarred by that picture of me that Dermot has, when I dyed my hair bright yellow and I thought I was cool. That cuts deep, man. :(
 
Everybody has seen it, the Queen has seen it. She gave Dermot a knighthood for keeping it on his hard-drive.
 
Ah yes I do have that on a disk somewhere from my old job, yes its in my bedroom on a disk I'll have to dig that out soon. A disk full of pictures of Chris Wright, Chris Davies, Peter "Paedo" Brock, Adam Babs whatever his name is that's enormous and lives in Cornwall, Carl Hendrick, Joost VanDerWende and THOMAS "Don't Say My Name" PAJOT
 
I don't have the money for more counselling sessions at the minute, can you leave it until after Christmas?
 
Because it says "fried teens"?! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, you sicko.

There was me thinking KFC was Kentucky Fried Chicken, perhaps it's Kentucky Fried Children in some countries.

Finger lickin' good. HAHA, paedos.
 
Talking of paedos....

Just been on the blower to my mum and she was telling me that she's doing the Open University accounts at work (she's an accountant) and on some of the paperwork they had a mention of someone being dismissed and of course she has to know why incase its fraud or something but they wouldn't tell her..

So anyway, someone at her work looked into it on google and turns out this guy they employed as some high up executive representative of the students or something was a convicted paedophile who'd spent about 5 years in prison for sexually abusing a 13 year old boy who committed suicide after it happened!! They hadn't even fucking checked his records, its mental.
 
Oh... that's so fucking stupid. :|

JB, you think too much. Anyway that might explain why I've never eaten anything from KFC. I've never been too keen on the way their stuff smells.

Just get yourself a new avatar, by the way.

I'm streaming the second half of Benfica vs Marítimo (a portuguese league match). Yeah... what's so special about it?

The channel is chinese. How sad is this?
 
jumberto said:
Talking of paedos....

Just been on the blower to my mum and she was telling me that she's doing the Open University accounts at work (she's an accountant) and on some of the paperwork they had a mention of someone being dismissed and of course she has to know why incase its fraud or something but they wouldn't tell her..

So anyway, someone at her work looked into it on google and turns out this guy they employed as some high up executive representative of the students or something was a convicted paedophile who'd spent about 5 years in prison for sexually abusing a 13 year old boy who committed suicide after it happened!! They hadn't even fucking checked his records, its mental.
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Gulp, that's bad.

That reminds me of our old school headmaster - there was a rumour printed in the paper that said he was gay, and of course anyone over the age of 40 reads gay and thinks paedophile boy molester. The paper and the school were bombarded with letters and he was "removed" from the school two weeks later, despite no printed rumours of actual paedophilia and certainly no evidence of it. Unbelievable, it broke the guy's heart.

They got a black guy in, and I wondered if they'd had any complaints about him being black. I bet half the twats that got him fired wrote again to say "a black man, becoming a school headmaster?! EVERYONE KNOWS THESE COLOUREDS ARE PAEDOPHILES!! BURN HIM!!"

miguel. said:
Oh... that's so fucking stupid. :|

JB, you think too much. Anyway that might explain why I've never eaten anything from KFC. I've never been too keen on the way their stuff smells.

Just get yourself a new avatar, by the way.

I'm streaming the second half of Benfica vs Marítimo (a portuguese league match). Yeah... what's so special about it?

The channel is chinese. How sad is this?
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First off, I'm vegetarian, so KFC sucks.

Second of all, the avatar will come back when the new FIFA league starts up. It will be nice not to have PMs telling me I'm a FIFA fanboy for a few days.

Thirdly, football is football, just turn the sound off. Or enjoy it - the commentary in every previous WE has been better than the commentary in every previous PES. SHOOTO! LIGHTENINGO SAVE! CORNAAAHHH!
 
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The thing is that if I don't see you wearing an avatar the first thing that will cross my mind is that you're banned. I'll end up having thirty heart attacks a day. :cry:

[Free kick for Benfica.... It's Cardozo who's going to take it... GOOOAA... Twat. He hit one of the guys who ran out of the wall. Cunt.]

Regarding the commentary [Oh fuck, they almost scored.], I don't really like to watch matches without sound. I rather listen to chinese commentators than my sisters kicking each other. :)

[Oh God, they almost scored again.]
 
Nah, they're just stupid. :ram:

We've just been robbed a penalty. Fuck.

Oh, my older sister (she's 13) has just asked me: what's yellow, small and square? After taking a while to think about it I answered: a small and yellow square. I'm brilliant. :|
 
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