I've never posted in this thread but i feel I should start. Its about my girlfriend you see, she's starting to worry me on the stupidity level. Here are 2 scenarios I just went through with her recently, BOTH REAL AND BOTH WITH EXACT QUOTES!!!!!
A) She (Debbie) says she has a splitting headache. I ask her if there is anything i can get for her. She continues complaining a bit and tells me it oddly seems to be only on one side of her head. Then she asks...word for word...'What side of your head is your brain on? The left or the right??" My jaw almost hit the fucking floor and bounced back up to hit the ceiling. I live with the girl and we;ve talked about marraige.
the other is football related and not as astonishingly stupid but it was during last nights arsenal vs Slavia Prague match. She sits down with me to watch the arsenal sometimes as its something I enjoy that we can do together (that whole marraige thing again, i'll go with her shopping, she watches Arsenal and stays quiet hopefully), then in the 60th minute I know something is brewing, Theo Walcott is taking rather a long time finding someone to throw the ball into and she asks...word for word... "Is he allowed throw the ball down in front of himself and run onto it????"
OMG I'M FUCKING SCARED :shock: