The Random Crap Thread

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See the TV thread OPM. Lots of discussion about it. :)

I thought it was really good, my only gripe is that he promised a lottery explanation and then spouted a load of balls (no pun intended). I'd like to know how he did it.
 
Just had a weird phone call on my mobile...

"is Gavin there" - "sorry, who"

"you know.. Gavin" - "sorry there is no one of that name here"

"well who are you then" - "excuse me, but who are you"

"Joanna, I work in the bar too" - "oh... that's nice"

"tell Gavin Amy is ending it" - "errr there is no Ga..."

"I think it's a no brain-er given the circumstances" - "errr okay I'll tell him"

"never got your name" - "errr.. it's Nick"

"Nnnnick, Hmmmmm... see you later then.." - "err... yeah sure..."


:CONFUSE: :P
 
Get one of those every while. Usually I try to open conversations with the attractive voiced ones :D
 
Nick Cave said:
Just had a weird phone call on my mobile...

"is Gavin there" - "sorry, who"

"you know.. Gavin" - "sorry there is no one of that name here"

"well who are you then" - "excuse me, but who are you"

"Joanna, I work in the bar too" - "oh... that's nice"

"tell Gavin Amy is ending it" - "errr there is no Ga..."

"I think it's a no brain-er given the circumstances" - "errr okay I'll tell him"

"never got your name" - "errr.. it's Nick"

"Nnnnick, Hmmmmm... see you later then.." - "err... yeah sure..."


:CONFUSE: :P
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Gavin is going to be in for a surprise! lol

YouTube - First Look: Sean Lock's Wrong Number Prank - Live at the Apollo - BBC One

I've had random people phone me up and then act pissed off that I'm not who they're after. Some guy kept phoning me back one day asking where the hell Gary was and what was I doing with his phone. I said 'This isn't Gary's phone;' and he said 'Yes it is, I just dialled his number!' - I told him 'No you dialled MY number'

He seemed to get more and more angry with me and then decided to keep ringing me at stupid hours in the morning. When that started I'd just answer the phone and then leave it at the side of me ignoring it or I'd hold the phone away from my face and acted as if I was talking to someone else and said: 'listen to this guys voice, he sounds like a chipmunk or something, what a cock'.
 
Zeem said:
Get one of those every while. Usually I try to open conversations with the attractive voiced ones :D
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Radiation said:
Gavin is going to be in for a surprise! lol.
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She did sound cute if a bit dippy :P I wonder what the circumstances were though.. Hmmm, I have her number now too...

Radiation said:
I've had random people phone me up and then act pissed off that I'm not who they're after. Some guy kept phoning me back one day asking where the hell Gary was and what was I doing with his phone. I said 'This isn't Gary's phone;' and he said 'Yes it is, I just dialled his number!' - I told him 'No you dialled MY number'

He seemed to get more and more angry with me and then decided to keep ringing me at stupid hours in the morning. When that started I'd just answer the phone and then leave it at the side of me ignoring it or I'd hold the phone away from my face and acted as if I was talking to someone else and said: 'listen to this guys voice, he sounds like a chipmunk or something, what a cock'.
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Jesus.. he sounds like a real nutter, you don't ever get the feeling you're being followed when you're out Rad do you... :JAY::D
 
Nick Cave said:
She did sound cute if a bit dippy :P I wonder what the circumstances were though.. Hmmm, I have her number now too...



Jesus.. he sounds like a real nutter, you don't ever get the feeling you're being followed when you're out Rad do you... :JAY::D
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I used to but Jay's move abroad now so I feel much safer.
 
A guy posted a screen shot for proof in the Shopto threads and left a tab with a porn site on there :LOL:

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