The Random Crap Thread

Charlton defender Kelly Youga has revealed that Real Madrid star Karim Benzema is a fan of the Addicks.

Benzema is a friend of Youga's from their time as pupils at the same junior school in Bron, France, and then at Olympique Lyonnais' academy.

And the ace striker, who made a £30m switch from Lyon in the summer, always looks out to see how his old pal has got on with the Addicks since Youga's switch to SE7 back in 2005.

Youga, who at 23 is two years older than Benzema, revealed: "Karim's my best friend in football - he's like a little brother to me.

"We have known each since we were around nine years old and we speak often, talking more about Charlton than we do about Real.

"When I moved here he told me it was a good club because they were doing well in the Premier League at the time. He told me 'go there and next year I'll play against you in the Champions League'. Sadly it never happened, but he knows all about Charlton and checks on our results."



:SHOCK: :LMAO:
 
I've seen a few articles where, instead of just saying the ground name, they refer to the London postcode. Why? It doesn't look cool reading "SE7" rather than "The Valley".
 
I get a lot of these and usually just delete but this made me smile so I'm sharing...

True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!

(None of that Sissy shite)

Are ye tired o those pish weak 'friendship' poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a
series o promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see
no cute wee smiley faces on this card .

Just the stone cold truth o a great friendship.


1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot
revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.



2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking ye.



3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something
that I would probably want to be involved in.



4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every
chance I get,

until you're NOT.



5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much
worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING!



6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.



7... When ye are sick -- Stay the fuck away frae me until ye
are well again.

I don't want whatever ye've got.



8... When ye fall, I will laugh my fuckin heed aff at you, you
clumsy arse,

.........but I'll help you up.



9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.



Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see it, but
only you can feel the true warmth.





Send this to 10 o yer closest friends,

Then get depressed because ye can only think o 4 . :P
 
Nick Cave said:
Just had a weird phone call on my mobile...

"is Gavin there" - "sorry, who"

"you know.. Gavin" - "sorry there is no one of that name here"

"well who are you then" - "excuse me, but who are you"

"Joanna, I work in the bar too" - "oh... that's nice"

"tell Gavin Amy is ending it" - "errr there is no Ga..."

"I think it's a no brain-er given the circumstances" - "errr okay I'll tell him"

"never got your name" - "errr.. it's Nick"

"Nnnnick, Hmmmmm... see you later then.." - "err... yeah sure..."


:CONFUSE: :P
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Had a text on Saturday but did not put two and two together as I was away and having a rather interesting argument with a bottle of Tequila at the time, it read...

G says Hi ;) xxx

:P
 
I went for a run last week and decided I'd listen to some Tiesto, fast trance music to keep me going.

The first song on the album is this:

YouTube - Dj tiesto - Forever Today

Surely that'd be better as a song to play when you're finishing the album and it's bringing you back down? It'd be a great song to play as you crossed the race finish line but not what I expected to hear as a first song to pump me up :LOL:
 
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Sean said:
Have you got the new album by Tiesto Dags?
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Got it but not gave it a listen yet. I'm not a massive fan in that I follow his music much but when I want to listen to some dance/up-tempo then trance is my fix and I tend to go to Tiesto for that.
 
Taken from another forum, can you relate to these?

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the pavement.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

Do you remember when you werea kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

Bad decisions make good stories.

Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem ?

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone canfind and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

The other night I ordered take away and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.
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The first one about having a better story than the one you are being told... there is a girl at work who doesn't even wait for the person to finish, as soon as she knows the vague subject that the story is on she butts in with "Well I....". It's so fucking annoying, especially as her stories are boring shite, and she doesn't even apologise afterwards and ask the person to carry on what they are saying.
 
Agree with all of those. Especially this one:

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
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I think I'm a bit deaf, I do this all the time. I always say "sorry?" once and then the second time I just laugh if I still can't understand them. I've done that before when someone was telling me their dad had died, it was one of those moments when literally TWO SECONDS LATER your brain decodes what they said and you don't know what to do.

That should be on that list actually, how does that happen? How can you not hear someone yet two seconds later you know exactly what they said, word for word? At which point you can't "go back" on the nod or the nervous laugh, it's too late, so all you can do is sit there safe in the knowledge that you now look completely weird.
 
Haha, I do that all the time.

Thankfully, it hasn't lead to a really awkward moment like that, yet.

Think it's to do with the fact I have problems hearing with my left ear.

If I cover my left ear, I can still hear really well but if I cover my right ear, I can barely hear anything.
 
HAHAHA, it's like it never went away!

Nick Cave [23:40]: Chilli jam pizza on toast, you can't beat it... You should all try some... Mmm...
Nick Cave [23:41]: Hey... Where... Did... Every... Body... Go... ?...
 
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