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Waaa?! So it's Joey McJones from now on then is it?!
Waaa?! So it's Joey McJones from now on then is it?!
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The Random Crap Thread
- Thread starter Chris Davies
- Start date
- 6 October 2001
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- Liverpool
Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man
I was going to post in here earlier but didnt want to interrupt the banter that was going on, now we have hit a new page I feel its the time to jump in
I was going to post in here earlier but didnt want to interrupt the banter that was going on, now we have hit a new page I feel its the time to jump in
J
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Oh and good afternoon CW, hows life darn saaaaarf? :lol:
Johnny McJones actually...... though the problem is that my faux-Scouse dialect doesn't help me in my conquest to be a Jocky
Oh and good afternoon CW, hows life darn saaaaarf? :lol:
- 6 October 2001
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- Liverpool
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Hello there, they dont half have a funny accent down here but so far its going okay
Hello there, they dont half have a funny accent down here but so far its going okay
J
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I guess its due to the fact that I work with a lot of Scousers, and its rubbing off. People around here use their vocabulary a lot, like "leccy" and calling people "la" or "kidda".... so maybe I'm not alone!
Oh god, imagine a sarf-talking CW..... better still, don't. :eek:
I guess its due to the fact that I work with a lot of Scousers, and its rubbing off. People around here use their vocabulary a lot, like "leccy" and calling people "la" or "kidda".... so maybe I'm not alone!
Oh god, imagine a sarf-talking CW..... better still, don't. :eek:
- 6 October 2001
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- Liverpool
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It aint gonna happen mate, I still have many Northern contacts who I speak to regularly enough so I will never lose my wonderful Northern vocab
It aint gonna happen mate, I still have many Northern contacts who I speak to regularly enough so I will never lose my wonderful Northern vocab
J
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Yeah, the word "cunting" doesn't sound right in sarf-lingo :lol:
Yeah, the word "cunting" doesn't sound right in sarf-lingo :lol:
Joe
International
- 9 August 2004
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I've decided to make funny avatars every Saturday, starting from today. Which is ironic, as it's Sunday.
...I have no friends.
I've decided to make funny avatars every Saturday, starting from today. Which is ironic, as it's Sunday.
...I have no friends.
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That is a HILARIOUS avatar mate.
I don't know why i've found myself posting in here so much the last two days. Perhaps I'll use it as a blog. Perhaps I should bring back the blogspot site I had because that was also BLOODY HILARIOUS.
Oh yeah, i've just sold 4 Derren Brown tickets on ebay for 15 quid more than I paid for them. CASHBACK.
That is a HILARIOUS avatar mate.
I don't know why i've found myself posting in here so much the last two days. Perhaps I'll use it as a blog. Perhaps I should bring back the blogspot site I had because that was also BLOODY HILARIOUS.
Oh yeah, i've just sold 4 Derren Brown tickets on ebay for 15 quid more than I paid for them. CASHBACK.
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I was meant to be going out tonight lads. I had 40 quid (until my ebaying success) so realised I could only really go out tonight then it'd have to wait a couple of weeks as I'm working next Saturday just for further piss up money.
Then my bloody mate WHO WORKS EVERY DAY texts me saying the restaurant he moonlights at have rang him up and he NEEDS THE MONEY. Balls to this shit.
I do have more than one friend, but the rest of them are gay and really difficult to get out so I just sacked it off. I could have gone out with a different group of friends but their FRIEND LEADER (WTF AM I ON ABOUT?) goes to Uni with me so to be frank, I'm fed up of going out with him.
OH WHAT FUN TO BE YOUNG.
I was meant to be going out tonight lads. I had 40 quid (until my ebaying success) so realised I could only really go out tonight then it'd have to wait a couple of weeks as I'm working next Saturday just for further piss up money.
Then my bloody mate WHO WORKS EVERY DAY texts me saying the restaurant he moonlights at have rang him up and he NEEDS THE MONEY. Balls to this shit.
I do have more than one friend, but the rest of them are gay and really difficult to get out so I just sacked it off. I could have gone out with a different group of friends but their FRIEND LEADER (WTF AM I ON ABOUT?) goes to Uni with me so to be frank, I'm fed up of going out with him.
OH WHAT FUN TO BE YOUNG.
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Oh there is matey don't you worry, you should hear the way Tim7 talks, "Cockerney Waaaaaahnker" :lol:nothing wrong with my lingo.
Billy No Mates :mrgreen:
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And nobody said anything about my April Fool's avatar...
And nobody said anything about my April Fool's avatar...
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Haha, I didn't notice, good one. :lol:And nobody said anything about my April Fool's avatar...
I was bored so I had a go as well.
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:lol: That's brilliant! We should definitely start a trend...
:lol: That's brilliant! We should definitely start a trend...
rockykabir
hello
Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man
Look closely...it's Einstein
Look a bit more further away and it's....? :shock:
Look closely...it's Einstein
Look a bit more further away and it's....? :shock:
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Fuck, is that
?? That's amazing if it is!!
...Or is it one of those things where your mind sees what it wants to see?
Fuck, is that
Marilyn Monroe
...Or is it one of those things where your mind sees what it wants to see?
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^ I always wonder how they do those things!? It took me a while to realize, because it's hard seeing past that tache. But yeah I got it.
^ I always wonder how they do those things!? It took me a while to realize, because it's hard seeing past that tache. But yeah I got it.
I like this idea. Get everyone in on the action. There is unlimited potential for sure.
J
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Years ago the word "WAG" meant to bunk off school. Now its a term for a fucking bimbo used by the tabloids. Fuck off!!
Years ago the word "WAG" meant to bunk off school. Now its a term for a fucking bimbo used by the tabloids. Fuck off!!
J
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I still have nightmares over the Frosties advert and that little shit, they're gonna taste great they're gonna taste great for fuck sake fuck off bring back Tony the Tiger!!!!!!!
I still have nightmares over the Frosties advert and that little shit, they're gonna taste great they're gonna taste great for fuck sake fuck off bring back Tony the Tiger!!!!!!!
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I'm back.
Ladies & Gentlemen.....
Stephen W. Hawking
This crazy bastard has now starred in 3 computer games, an episode of The Simpsons, has appeared on The Sky At Night with Patrick Moore (i taped it, it's like a still image with soundtrack watching Hawks interview), he's released 3 albums under an MC guise and is due this year to release a lifestory audiobook of epic proportions called Pull The Fucking Plug.
This full metal jacket wearing cyber-killer, Stephen William Hawking, began life in Oxford, England. He won countless Young Scientist Of The Year awards before eventually applying for a place in the local, famous University. During this period, he was courting, quite seriously too, with local bike Tanni Grey Thompson. They rolled to college together, and spent many a night studying the effects of athletic competitions in outer space, and how Lucozade Sport can provide 33% more solar system.
One day, Stephen decided he'd had enough of complications with the athletic astronomy procedures because no-one took him seriously. He ended up getting drunk, eating mash potatoes all day long and finally deciding to take part in an event that would change his life forever. Chicken in the road.
He ran out across the street towards the local school fields and to his utter dismay the impact of a brown Ford Orion took him by surprise, it was travelling at a massive 24 m.p.h. and launched the teenage scientist down the road half a mile. By the time the ambulance arrived, the poor chief had consigned himself to the fact his life was to be a formula along the lines of STEVE1=FUCKEDx100
As the years have passed, Hawking has suffered much trauma in the way of medical & relationship meanings. Firstly his hope of a medical breakthrough in body recovery were dashed when Dr. Bender revealed to him sadly one day that the fact Stephen's vertebrae was broken into 364 pieces, 15 which ended up lodged in his rectum, any hope of a 10% recovery was dashed from the off.
Months later, his girlfriend was hit by an 18-wheeler delivering 16 tonnes of legs for the scientist to try out, two-by-two. She lost both her legs and was confined to a Colin McRae rally wheelchair. His relationship with Tanni hit a tragic point when after she learnt he can never provide e-jizz to make metal babies due to the fact his penis was in 46 pieces, she began to see fellow robotnic, Christopher Reeve. When Stephen found out about this, he hit the roof - in theory. Tanni left him for Christopher, and his world fell apart.
After months of e-soul searching and rock bottom sitting in silence, Stephen took a whole new twist on his personal life and decided to download Gay Life, a new revolutionary software for all living robots to enable them to fully change their preferences. This led to Stephen seducing Christopher one cold night in Hammersmith. The ex-Superman had a sore armrest after a fight with Johnny 5, so Stephen downloaded Nurse Role and treated Reeve to more than just e-fixing. A brief fling with TV legend David Hasselhoff occured that same year with explicit screengrabs from Stephens brain-webcam recording appearing to show the scientish giving the Hoff another style of free Pipex subscription. Repeatedly.
Following being given the push by The Hoff, Hawking booked himself into the Priory. He was rejected as the doors on the padded cells were too thin to fit him through, so he left to join a rival clinic and has since been recording tracks for the afore-mentioned LP named Pull The Fucking Plug. Tracks such as Insane (feat. Dark Monks) and You've Done It All, a Steve Harley cover are already sounding absolutely pathetic. A side project of working for Bill Gates has however earned the Hawkman enough money to keep his electric running.
I'm back.
Ladies & Gentlemen.....
Stephen W. Hawking
This crazy bastard has now starred in 3 computer games, an episode of The Simpsons, has appeared on The Sky At Night with Patrick Moore (i taped it, it's like a still image with soundtrack watching Hawks interview), he's released 3 albums under an MC guise and is due this year to release a lifestory audiobook of epic proportions called Pull The Fucking Plug.
This full metal jacket wearing cyber-killer, Stephen William Hawking, began life in Oxford, England. He won countless Young Scientist Of The Year awards before eventually applying for a place in the local, famous University. During this period, he was courting, quite seriously too, with local bike Tanni Grey Thompson. They rolled to college together, and spent many a night studying the effects of athletic competitions in outer space, and how Lucozade Sport can provide 33% more solar system.
One day, Stephen decided he'd had enough of complications with the athletic astronomy procedures because no-one took him seriously. He ended up getting drunk, eating mash potatoes all day long and finally deciding to take part in an event that would change his life forever. Chicken in the road.
He ran out across the street towards the local school fields and to his utter dismay the impact of a brown Ford Orion took him by surprise, it was travelling at a massive 24 m.p.h. and launched the teenage scientist down the road half a mile. By the time the ambulance arrived, the poor chief had consigned himself to the fact his life was to be a formula along the lines of STEVE1=FUCKEDx100
As the years have passed, Hawking has suffered much trauma in the way of medical & relationship meanings. Firstly his hope of a medical breakthrough in body recovery were dashed when Dr. Bender revealed to him sadly one day that the fact Stephen's vertebrae was broken into 364 pieces, 15 which ended up lodged in his rectum, any hope of a 10% recovery was dashed from the off.
Months later, his girlfriend was hit by an 18-wheeler delivering 16 tonnes of legs for the scientist to try out, two-by-two. She lost both her legs and was confined to a Colin McRae rally wheelchair. His relationship with Tanni hit a tragic point when after she learnt he can never provide e-jizz to make metal babies due to the fact his penis was in 46 pieces, she began to see fellow robotnic, Christopher Reeve. When Stephen found out about this, he hit the roof - in theory. Tanni left him for Christopher, and his world fell apart.
After months of e-soul searching and rock bottom sitting in silence, Stephen took a whole new twist on his personal life and decided to download Gay Life, a new revolutionary software for all living robots to enable them to fully change their preferences. This led to Stephen seducing Christopher one cold night in Hammersmith. The ex-Superman had a sore armrest after a fight with Johnny 5, so Stephen downloaded Nurse Role and treated Reeve to more than just e-fixing. A brief fling with TV legend David Hasselhoff occured that same year with explicit screengrabs from Stephens brain-webcam recording appearing to show the scientish giving the Hoff another style of free Pipex subscription. Repeatedly.
Following being given the push by The Hoff, Hawking booked himself into the Priory. He was rejected as the doors on the padded cells were too thin to fit him through, so he left to join a rival clinic and has since been recording tracks for the afore-mentioned LP named Pull The Fucking Plug. Tracks such as Insane (feat. Dark Monks) and You've Done It All, a Steve Harley cover are already sounding absolutely pathetic. A side project of working for Bill Gates has however earned the Hawkman enough money to keep his electric running.
jaygrim
TheAllSeeingEye
Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man
Thats class in a glass.
Thats class in a glass.
J
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Oh and that Stephen Hawking shiznit is fucking mental!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I see you've ditched this practice in favour of K' \\:o/
Oh and that Stephen Hawking shiznit is fucking mental!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I couldn't think of anything else that was funny. I have one day a month where I could write a script of comedy gold, the rest of the month I just walk around saying "so's your face".
I couldn't think of anything else that was funny. I have one day a month where I could write a script of comedy gold, the rest of the month I just walk around saying "so's your face".
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BBC Simpsons Quiz.
I got 10/10 first time, please tell me that you do as well. Somebody buy me a life, please.
BBC Simpsons Quiz.
I got 10/10 first time, please tell me that you do as well. Somebody buy me a life, please.
J
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I was a big fan of the KOF series, man, SNK made some great games.
Oh and I got 10/10 on that Simpsons quiz as well. But unlike Jack, I got a life!
I was a big fan of the KOF series, man, SNK made some great games.
Oh and I got 10/10 on that Simpsons quiz as well. But unlike Jack, I got a life!
Milanista
Mangiamoli!
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Jean Claude Van Damme public erection!
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/04/van_damme_jumpkicking_into_sup.php
Jean Claude Van Damme public erection!
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/04/van_damme_jumpkicking_into_sup.php
rockykabir
hello
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Actual error message in Windows Vista:
http://www.digg.com/offbeat_news/PICTURE_Funny_Windows_Vista_Error_Message
Actual error message in Windows Vista:
http://www.digg.com/offbeat_news/PICTURE_Funny_Windows_Vista_Error_Message