The Random Crap Thread

[Nick Cave]

I think your sarcasm radar must be switched off. They're mocking the toys because they don't think that kids need this kind of thing.

I was meaning the toys rather than the comments, are they real then...

 

[Jumbo_]

Oh I see, sorry! I assume they are real. I doubt amazon would have them up otherwise and the vendor'sseem genuine.

 

[marukomu]

"It has always been my greatest dream to have sex on the roof of Real's Santiago Bernabeu stadium in my favourite city, Madrid" - Sloboron Menobyabitch, saucy better half of Croatian midfielder Dino Drpic, reveals her plans should her man ever reach Spain.

 

[Jumbo_]

Haha that's the fella who got sacked from his club cos she admitted they'd fucked on the pitch at night

 

[Nick Cave]

Lucky git...

 

[OPM]

yeah, playing for a very low positionted bundesliga side...i highly doubt he'll get there anytime soon.

 

[Nick Cave]

With that at home he's probably too knackered to play...

 

[marukomu]

can't believe no-one commented on her name.

 

[BobbyBox]

can't believe no-one commented on her name.

What is her real name?

 

[Nick Cave]

Sloboron Menobyabitch, is not her real name...?

 

[BobbyBox]

Sloboron Menobyabitch, is not her real name...?

Only if her parents knew she was going to be a nympho!

 

[Nick Cave]

Only if her parents knew she was going to be a nympho!

 

[marukomu]

What is her real name?

Nives Celsius.

Sounds like a way to smoke pot.

 

[Nick Cave]

Come for the historical sites and the famous landmarks, stay coz you got mugged and stabbed and left for dead...

UK tourist Board©

 

[mjsmith2k]

Britain, Britain, Britain....

Bet they got through some ink tattooing her

 

[Joe]

that Jaygrim and his missus?

 

[marukomu]

I'd rather fuck her than fight her.

Where's Biffa?

 

[AK.Rabona]

yeah, playing for a very low positionted bundesliga side...i highly doubt he'll get there anytime soon.

Well if he gets transferred to La Liga he has 1 chance per season + any Copa Del Ray drawings. You never know. He might make his way there maybe through a CL or UEFA drawing.

Which brings us to the question. Does he really even have to play in the Stadium to fuck her there?

 

[Tim7]

Saw someone driving a car today wearing a neck brace!

 

[Nick Cave]

My other half had to do that when she got hit from behind at some lights and got whiplash, she had it on for a month...

 

[Nick Cave]

I passed a lorry on the M62 the other day and the guy had a book on the steering wheel, a can of coke in one hand and a sandwich in the other...

I like to play a game now spotting lorry drivers doing stuff instead of concentrating on driving, it's scary and funny...

 

[Tim7]

Sounds like a quality game!

 

[Nick Cave]

Yeah my fave so far is the guy fixing his wing mirror with a small adjustable spanner using both hands and leaning out of the cab.

The one's where it looks like there is no one driving are good, then they pop up or back facing forward after doing god only knows.

An uncle used to drive a milk tanker for Cadbury Schweppes and he used to microwave stuff while driving and watch TV...

 

[Tim7]

 

[Jamesy]

YouTube - Dad interrupts soccer skill showoff

 

[DagsJT]

"Willie Nelson - On The Road Again" is possibly the best song on Guitar Hero World Tour. Playing that reminded me of the TV show "The Littlest Hobo" ...

YouTube - The Littlest Hobo

Now I've got the song stuck in my head!

 

[Nick Cave]

Man I loved LH, i wonder if he ever did settle down...

 

[jaygrim]

Man I loved LH, i wonder if he ever did settle down...

Yeah it did.

 

[Nick Cave]

Yeah it did.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

I like to play a game now spotting lorry drivers doing stuff instead of concentrating on driving, it's scary and funny...

How ironic! And especially dangerous with your history! Keep your eyes on the road!