The Random Crap Thread

Aldi or Lidl are doing a laptop before Christmas

normally they have very very good specs and are cheap
 
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indeed.

btw FIA as done it again.
FIA confirms Super 2000 future

Today's World Motor Sport Council meeting confirmed that the World Rally Championship will become a Super 2000-based series from 2010, as predicted by autosport.com yesterday.

A proposal to base the WRC on both Super 2000 and Group N cars was rejected following the World Rally Championship Commission's concerns over the cost implications of trying to level the playing field between the two cars.

The decision means that every manufacturer will be forced to introduce a new car for 2010, including Subaru who only entered their new Impreza part-way through the 2008 season.

A statement from the World Motor Sport Council said: "The 2010 World Rally Car will be S2000 based. However, the removable kit, already adopted by the WMSC, will be redefined with no electronic benefits, or similar upgrades, to ensure cost reductions.

"The new S2000-based World Rally Car will only be permitted for use on World Rally Championship events."

The FIA also confirmed that Group N cars, including the existing S2000, will be retained in the Production Car World Rally Championship, and that - as predicted by autosport.com - it is in negotiations with Ralliart Italy to supply and service Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution cars for the Pirelli Star Drive winners to contest their designated WRC events in during 2009 and 2010.
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Idiots. I enjoy watching the S2000 (the Super 2000 are an evolution of the S2000) but's they are shit next to a WRC car.
 
Apparently he ordered a fancy coffee before the event and it was a while coming - but eventually someone shouted to him "mocha's in". (Moccasin)

Now that we've done the worst one ever, please let it stop.
 
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Chris Bauer said:
Apparently he ordered a fancy coffee before the event and it was a while coming - but eventually someone shouted to him "mocha's in". (Moccasin)

Now that we've done the worst one ever, please let it stop.
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You just ruined it by including the bracketed explanation... why.....why....why would you do that?! :BLINK::CRY:
 
I went to Boots earlier, and while queueing I noticed something strange on the rack / display bit by the cashier (where they normally just have chocolates, chewing gum and maybe batteries).
Instead, on one shelf it was headache tablets.
On the second,
big boxes of Durex.
The third
sore throat tablets.
Whoever set up that must have had a good weekend!

It made me laugh anyway. :)
 
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