Flipper the Priest
International
- 15 July 2003
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Fucking hell. We are so embarrassing. I want England to win, of course, because they're "my team" but... As I said weeks ago - if we lose, there will be a large part of me that's glad the morons who are guilty of all the above will have nothing to celebrate but their stupidity.View attachment 109321
There's only one sensible punishment and that's to expel England from this and all other future international competitions.
Fucking hell. We are so embarrassing. I want England to win, of course, because they're "my team" but... As I said weeks ago - if we lose, there will be a large part of me that's glad the morons who are guilty of all the above will have nothing to celebrate but their stupidity.
Totally besides the point I know, but how Sam Matterface is employed by anyone is beyond me.There was that stoppage in extra time, when a message from a Danish player was passed on to the match delegate via the ref and the fourth official. It was kind of glossed over in the [awful, awful, awful] commentary. I assume that was the laser pointer being reported.
Totally besides the point I know, but how Sam Matterface is employed by anyone is beyond me.
There was a point in the second half when he said something like "England are looking really", massive pause, "good". He provides no insight other than being able to tell who's currently in possession of the ball. He is the worst commentator I have ever heard in my life.
Meanwhile, Clive Tyldesley is sat at home.
Whatever happened to "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"Totally besides the point I know, but how Sam Matterface is employed by anyone is beyond me.
There was a point in the second half when he said something like "England are looking really", massive pause, "good". He provides no insight other than being able to tell who's currently in possession of the ball. He is the worst commentator I have ever heard in my life.
Meanwhile, Clive Tyldesley is sat at home.
dont want to disect this in detail... but having 2 arms around a player, trying to stop him from moving is a foul in my book.People talk about the dive for the penalty like England stole the game, but the free kick which Denmark scored was arguably an even worse decision, never a foul. Take out goals coming from dodgy decisions and it's still 1-0 England.
This kind of feeling minimal contact and going down to bait the referee happens all over the pitch and it's cheating all the same. I'm not condoning any of it and wish it would all stop, but you see stuff like 6ft6 Vestergaard getting a little nudge in the back when pressured by Saka or Sterling and going down like a sack of potatoes, referee caving in giving a soft FK for them to clear their lines.
You can't engage in that kind of play and then complain when it happens in return, but moan more because it happened to occur in your box. Yeah if you spend the match camped in your own half/box then these soft fouls for dives/simulation given all over the pitch may end up happening once or twice inside your box.
Here's the thing - you shouldnt be.Frankly, I'm ashamed to be English most days
There was that stoppage in extra time, when a message from a Danish player was passed on to the match delegate via the ref and the fourth official. It was kind of glossed over in the [awful, awful, awful] commentary. I assume that was the laser pointer being reported
Then we have the deluded who think that England will just turn up on Sunday and Win. I am sorry but this is going to be really tough. I predict that a single goal for either side will win it. I expect a cautious affair, with the first team getting on the score sheet to park the bus
His ramblings as the game drew to a close were astonishing. The "don't go to work tomorrow... This makes up for Covid" drivel. As I said on Twitter: he was going for his poetic, iconic Kenneth Wolstenholme moment but landed on Charlie Nicholas. It was absolutely incoherent nonsense. Comfortably the worst commentator I've heard during the competition, and Dixon isn't far off the worst co-comm. I really liked their coverage in the studio too. Despite Rio Ferdinand and Jenas or Murphy, BBC will get the nod for me.
@Chris Davies I know what you mean, he is just another that rambles on, i think they like the sound of their own voice.
Other irritants are the co-commentators who witter on & on, distracting you from watching the game. Unlike Danny Murphy who says what needs to be said, and shuts up as you know he is engrossed in what he his watching. The others like Jenas And Dublin and Keown cannot shut up, usually going into 4 or 5 sentences. A lot of the time the co and commentators, go off on one about something that isn't directly related to what's happening on the field.
People talk about the dive for the penalty like England stole the game, but the free kick which Denmark scored was arguably an even worse decision, never a foul. Take out goals coming from dodgy decisions and it's still 1-0 England.
This kind of feeling minimal contact and going down to bait the referee happens all over the pitch and it's cheating all the same. I'm not condoning any of it and wish it would all stop, but you see stuff like 6ft6 Vestergaard getting a little nudge in the back when pressured by Saka or Sterling and going down like a sack of potatoes, referee caving in giving a soft FK for them to clear their lines.
You can't engage in that kind of play and then complain when it happens in return, but moan more because it happened to occur in your box. Yeah if you spend the match camped in your own half/box then these soft fouls for dives/simulation given all over the pitch may end up happening once or twice inside your box.
We do have some of the most childish and emotionally immature fans it seems. From the mocking of the German girl to the behaviour in the Denmark game for 2 examples, But even when we win and having something to be united in, people can't wait to turn into something violent and antisocial on the streets.
Well, IIRC it's an official on the sideline that reviews the footage (and then communicate to the 1st ref the result) so even in this case it's not "100% on the pitch" like you mean it.Reviewed by who though? I wouldnt care if it was tokens or not, but decision making should not leave the pitch. It should never be some invisible "experts" outside the pitch. Apart from soul destroying delays it creates lack of transparency. From all we know - Bob and Jim in VAR room might be playing rock scissors paper to make decisions there.
I think most people can distinguish the morons from the football fans.Fucking hell. We are so embarrassing. I want England to win, of course, because they're "my team" but... As I said weeks ago - if we lose, there will be a large part of me that's glad the morons who are guilty of all the above will have nothing to celebrate but their stupidity.
The laser thing is absolutely disgusting - but the "booing other team's anthems" thing has been an issue for a very, very long time. We have no respect for anybody. We even boo our own players if we're not winning... I often wonder if the players hate the fans.
Frankly, I'm ashamed to be English most days - and it's good to know that, even on the day we make the finals of a major international tournament, it will always be outweighed by the actions of the morons who call themselves fans.
i just had a look for the Captain, cause i dont know him! i like the title of his autobiography! spot on; thats the spirit !!This incident isn't funny at all - it's disgraceful, and the England fans so shameful that I genuinely would support the final being behind closed doors. You can't make England fans behave. Not in the past, and not today.
That being said... I just near-died laughing at this.
Where can I get one of these lasers that helps your gk save penalties?This incident isn't funny at all - it's disgraceful, and the England fans so shameful that I genuinely would support the final being behind closed doors. You can't make England fans behave. Not in the past, and not today.
That being said... I just near-died laughing at this.
For those who don't know, "Captain Tom" Moore is seen as a hero over here for raising money for the NHS. But some see his deification by a certain section of the public - i.e. the generations that seemingly love war heroes to an almost sexual degree, practically orgasming at the sight of a medal - as tragic.
Combine his war heroism with his raising money for the NHS, and the guy became English Jesus. His face was on every TV channel and in every newspaper for months - all using his image to sell the line of "this man's character shows exactly why we will thrive after Brexit", seemingly nobody in his fan club (half the population) realising what was going on.
Bear in mind our government have been dismantling the NHS for years, bleeding it dry of money, selling it off piece-by-piece, and offering its staff pay rises below the cost of living increase - making it impossible for some nurses to stay out of poverty. All the while, of course, boosting their own salaries and claiming they'd earnt it.
Suddenly, here was this national hero, raising some money for the NHS all by himself, and the government could say "look at this great man - you don't need us to fund it, you can all do it yourselves, plebs".
Had the government not needed a puppet to point to and tell us everything was going to be alright, he would have been anonymous. He even ended up getting an autobiography published...
Hence why it's so funny to think that certain people will truly think he's "up there" helping good old Ingerlund on their way...
I would bet £10 someone out there has made an England flag with his face on.
This incident isn't funny at all - it's disgraceful, and the England fans so shameful that I genuinely would support the final being behind closed doors. You can't make England
I was just about to say, what is funny is the fact that Kane missed, he was most probably baffled and distracted by the glow on Schmeical's face.Where can I get one of these lasers that helps your gk save penalties?
Loved that squad.Dun get it twisted fam no jibba jabba
its coming Rome 🐑
dont even think about it
sincerely an average calcio enjoyer
EDIT: this but on Sunday. The moment I switched sides and joined the Calcio Club. This very game!!
@mattmid That's why i record MOTD nowadays and watch it with an half hour or so delay, so i can ff to the next game. ITV is worse, we are treated to snippets of punditry on a merry go round of adverts. Players come out to the anthems, then to a commercial break FFS! if they must abide by ad time then put the penultimate break on for a bit longer.
I was just about to say, what is funny is the fact that Kane missed, he was most probably baffled and distracted by the glow on Schmeical's face.
I wonder if Uri Geller will take credit for this?
No it was a dutch referee/VAR team so i'll take my share of blame for it.Surprised not a single person has mentioned Kyle Walker who was motm for me. phenomenal for 2 hours.
Can’t believe we’re in a final … still hasn’t sunk in. Penalty Shmenalty. I left the room certain it would be overturned. But possibly frank lampard and Sol Campbell might have been in charge of VAR last night.
I fear Italy but anything could happen. It’s just great to know we will step out there with a chance.
How many teams have conceded 1 goal en route to a euro final ? And a phenomenal set piece at that.
Well done Gareth Southgate. Well done all the lads and what a day Sunday will be. England in a final AND it’s at Wembley !!!
Dreamland.
P.s Sorry Christian Eriksen✌️😞
This is what i couldn't help think of when people are complaining that it wasn't fair. Football isn't fair, even with technology and VAR, it still isn't fair sometimes and we just have to suck it up. Besides we've paid our dues in getting screwed over due to unfairness all these years. It's our turn for a change.Can’t believe we’re in a final … still hasn’t sunk in. Penalty Shmenalty. I left the room certain it would be overturned. But possibly frank lampard and Sol Campbell might have been in charge of VAR last night.
I agree, but it guarantees us nothing.This is what i couldn't help think of when people are complaining that it wasn't fair. Football isn't fair, even with technology and VAR, it still isn't fair sometimes and we just have to suck it up. Besides we've paid our dues in getting screwed over due to unfairness all these years. It's our turn for a change.
This is what i couldn't help think of when people are complaining that it wasn't fair. Football isn't fair, even with technology and VAR, it still isn't fair sometimes and we just have to suck it up. Besides we've paid our dues in getting screwed over due to unfairness all these years. It's our turn for a change.
Exactly. We won in 1966 due to a phantom goal, As a Liverpool fan, If it wasn't for Luis Garcia's phantom goal in the semi final, Istanbul wouldn't have happened... Those are things that are out of a teams control and the heat should go on the officials & the rules. The players are never going to refuse a decision going their way as they know karma can just as well pay them back someday so you have to take them when you can.Yeah we all love a bit of whataboutery but in the end you just have to let it go and await the next controversy. If we traced back all the injustices you'd probably get to Henry Wintercock throwing a chicken at the Old Etonians goalkeeper in the 9-4 eighth round cup win for Clapham Rovers in 18-oatcake.