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The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

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Mie Dum Fuk and her husband Dum As Fuk were having relationship problems and that was shown in the latest birthday present he got her. It didn't go down well but she did ten seconds after this photo.
 
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Tiger mauls lady after game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Lady: "He kept doing paper, so I kept doing scissors to beat him - then all of a sudden he pounced!!"
 
ROUND 5 RESULTS

1st Place: Dermot
Coming soon to a theatre near you....she was just a regular Chinese lady turned vigilante on a mission to kick some serious BUTT, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon II: Wong Li Strikes Back, coming December 3rd

2nd Place: bbbybx
Tiger mauls lady after game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Lady: "He kept doing paper, so I kept doing scissors to beat him - then all of a sudden he pounced!!"

3rd Place: freddyboy
I put two 20p's in the slot at the back, but the fucking thing still won't move...
 
ROUND 6 (9th November 07 - 16th November 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

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Guy on Left: I paid alot of money for this? i wanted a god damn clown not a damn chewbaca you stupid cunt
 
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Amish Reservoir dogs - Final scene.

'Put your point down'

'I'll put my point down when you do'

'I'm not pointing at him I'm pointing over there so I don't hurt him'
 
Just like to say I thought my 'gung hei fat tiger' one should have won last time.

I played on the term 'Gung hei Fat choy' - which is 'happy new year' in chinese.

But Because there was a very large looking tiger.....some would say obese? I said 'Gung hei fat tiger'. because he was a fat tiger.

Come on that was funny?!

It made me laugh anyway - thats all that matters :D
 
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Just before their famous razorblade invention, the Gilette brothers spent weeks arguing over whether they should go with that or the aeroplane John Gilette (on right) had been working on in the back yard.
 
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It was an intense moment for Halal and Achmed (middle and right), Detectives were now on the case to find the stolen jug, egg timer, black book and black hat.
 
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(Man on left)"I'm really stuck this week, do you have any funny captions for the caption thread????"

(Man on right)"The garbage can is over there, you might find some of freddyboys or RET Kits entries they thought of but didn't use, they've gotta be better than the crap they produced......."
 
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Just like to say I thought my 'gung hei fat tiger' one should have won last time.

I played on the term 'Gung hei Fat choy' - which is 'happy new year' in chinese.

But Because there was a very large looking tiger.....some would say obese? I said 'Gung hei fat tiger'. because he was a fat tiger.

Come on that was funny?!

It made me laugh anyway - thats all that matters :D

most of the 'winning' entries are crap anyway mate, so i wouldn't worry too much about it. think it's only JB who judges it, so he either likes it or he doesn't...
 
most of the 'winning' entries are crap anyway mate, so i wouldn't worry too much about it. think it's only JB who judges it, so he either likes it or he doesn't...

They are crap - Only when I don't win :D

Joking - to be honest you do get some really funny ones. I like this thread.

Its not about the winning but the taking part :)
 
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It didn't show but little Gary was pissing himself inside as Steve and Nigel tried to work out who had superglued pubes to their faces.
 
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And as we move along to the last picture of our collection here at Darwin Hall, you can see a photograph of 3 omish men. One thing to note.. you cant see if they have thumbs. Theres a gift shop to your right if you want a copy.
 
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