The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[jaygrim]

And here's this week's Irish spot the ball?

 

[Dermot]

"And here we have a replay Trevor.....was it a handball in your opinion????"

 

[Dermot]

Dmitri was pissed, his teammates had tricked him yet again, this time it was the superglue covered football

 

[Dermot]

15 minutes into the game and with the score now at 17-0, Pavel was starting to get slightly peeved with his goalkeeper, even going so far as to show him how to dive himself.

 

[Ret KiT]

"You and my missus are the samething , round and fucking hard to control"

 

[Chris Davies]

HAHA! Someone wasn't allowed to play on the PlayStation last night!

 

[Ret KiT]

HAHA! Someone wasn't allowed to play on the PlayStation last night!

no comment :shock::mrgreen:

 

[BobbyBox]

As the keeper jumps up and down and side to side and wiggles his legs to put off the penalty taker. The penalty taker dry humps the penalty spot and eats the ball to put off the Goalkeeper.

 

[TheBass]

"[insert scream here]"

 

[TheBass]

"I will suck you, BALL"

 

[BobbyBox]

AAAHHHHYYYYYIIIIAHHHHHYYY WILL ALWAYS......LOVE YOU OOOOHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHYYYY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU etc etc etc.

To the Tune of Whitney Houston.

 

[MonkeyJug]

More gifted players usually let THE BALL do the talking...

 

[Jumbo_]

One last rubbish attempt..

The lads didn't see what Robbie's problem was, it wasn't the balls fault he got caught shagging the life out of the penalty spot... again

 

[freddyboy]

And lo it came to pass that Liverpool got a third football team, and they worshipped the almighty ball with all their hearts and minds, but they were still shit

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 4 RESULTS

1st Place: bbbybx
AAAHHHHYYYYYIIIIAHHHHHYYY WILL ALWAYS......LOVE YOU OOOOHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHYYYY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU etc etc etc.

2nd Place: Ret KiT
You and my missus are the same thing, round and fucking hard to control

3rd Place: freddyboy
And lo it came to pass that Liverpool got a third football team, and they worshipped the almighty ball with all their hearts and minds, but they were still shit

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 5 (2nd November 07 - 9th November 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[Dermot]

"Coming soon to a theatre near you....she was just a regular Chinese lady turned vigilante on a mission to kick some serious BUTT, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon II: Wong Li Strikes Back, coming December 3rd"

 

[Dermot]

"Tigger looked out through the fence of the zoo compound hoping that one day he would catch one of those annoying little humans that peskered him all his life, little did he know of the oppurtunity that lay right on his back"

 

[Dermot]

"Number 2 with hot sauce? You want egg fwi rice or noodle? Okay, 5 minute ok????"

 

[Ret KiT]

Peace to animal cruelty

 

[Ret KiT]

Chinese dating agency demonstrates their new act against women abuse.

 

[Ret KiT]

Look-Alike contest winners gave a quick pose before celebrating the Chinese New Year together in the wilderness.

 

[BobbyBox]

Gung Hei Fat Tiger

 

[jaygrim]

Promo shoot for the newest maigic show in town Siegfried & Chang???

 

[jaygrim]

This sweet little lady Cum of sum yung man shows us how many times she's shit herself in the last ten seconds.

 

[jaygrim]

Tony the tiger - "After eating Frosties for years i didn't really fancy a Chinese but she taste's GGGGGGGGGGGGGREAT!!!!!!

 

[Dermot]

Oh my God....jay, take this

 

[jaygrim]

Wow thats a really nice coat.

 

[RuneEdge]

Atleast you'll look nice on your way out.

 

[freddyboy]

I put two 20p's in the slot at the back, but the fucking thing still won't move....