The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[jaygrim]

"You should meet our brother he's a real fungi".

 

[jaygrim]

When the girls where asked if a frog use there hat as a chair they replied "no its a toadstool".........sorry.

 

[jaygrim]

The girls where really enjoying the mario promotion night until someone farted.

 

[BobbyBox]

Next Gen Mario gets a 18 rating after final boss scene sees Bowser whip out his Dragon Cock and slay the Mushroom ladies that protect Mario.

 

[Dermot]

"Suddenly, Dermots first magic mushroom trip started going horribly wrong, the girls were now clothed and had deep voices..."

 

[Dermot]

It was hard finding volunteers for testing the newly designed "Mario Helmet" which involved dropping 50 pound rocks from a great distance on top of the girls heads.

 

[Dermot]

Nintendos sole submission to E3 2007 didn't exactly blow the competition out of the water

 

[Jumbo_]

Although the girls were doing a great job of looking scared, with its bright colours and ridiculous headgear, the highly censored Japanese edition of Saw 4 wasn't quite what anyone was expecting.

 

[freddyboy]

As Nintendo unveil the amazing graphics on Super Mario in the Tokyo Playboy Mansion, FreeMM complains they are still current gen, but cammeyboy is delighted as the shirts are untucked

 

[freddyboy]

Hey girls, look at my Bowser.....

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Images from the latest trend in Japanese sexual fetishes. The girls get ready for The Mario Bukkake from a hoard of horney Japanese Gamegeeks.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Havent got much inspiration for this one, so ill use up a slot for correcting some spelling

Images from the latest trend in Japanese sexual fetishes. The girls get ready for The Mario Bukkake from a hoard of horny Japanese Gamegeeks.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

During the recent Tokyo Games Convention 3 boothbabes got beaten up by an angry sociopath wearing a Spongebob outfit (bottom right). Officials have apologized to the girls and given them a lifelong all access pass for future conventions. The image is taken moments before the attack.


Hmmmm, ill get my coat

 

[Jumbo_]

 

[Joe]

mighty fine coat

 

[Jamesy]

Bit concerned about that coat - it's got a blade, (possibly) a screwdriver & some gloves....!

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Have to say I love the huge gold zip on it.......its sooo shiny

 

[Chris Davies]

Alright, it's very nice, but put the coat away before I take it off you.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

So does it have a waterproof finish? It seems a bit shiny, thats really handy that is.

 

[freddyboy]

Wow six balls? No wonder he's called SUPER Mario....

 

[Chris Davies]

Or, say it quickly and it's SperMario...

I'll get me coat (NO PICTURES OF THE COAT REQUIRED THANK YOU).

 

[Jumbo_]

>>Jack in his coat<<

 

[Chris Davies]

I do not look like Paddy of Max And Paddy fame, thank you very much.

 

[Chris Davies]

I'm still laughing at the winner of this week's competition...

ROUND 3 RESULTS

1st Place: Jay666
The girls where really enjoying the mario promotion night until someone farted.

2nd Place: jj710
"Princesses! Could you each hold another Mario globe?" - "No - there isn't mushroom!"

3rd Place: bbbybx
Next Gen Mario gets a 18 rating after final boss scene sees Bowser whip out his Dragon Cock and slay the Mushroom ladies that protect Mario.

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 4 (26th October 07 - 2nd November 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[Jumbo_]

When hunger strikes, Shreddie's keep hunger locked up til lunch

 

[Joe]

WILSON!!!!!

 

[Ret KiT]

Talk to me ball , you crossed the line didn't you!

 

[jaygrim]

Get in the fucking net you round fuck.

 

[jaygrim]

Oh my God, a fucking ball.