The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

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Davina was really regretting asking Justin Lee Colins to "bring on his trumpet", but Alan was just plain loving it.
 
SEASON FIVE: ROUND 7 RESULTS

MY LIST

1st Place: Dermot
"CHRIS WRIGHT!!!......with HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!"

2nd Place: Jumbo_
To say it came as shock when Justin Lee Collins actually said something funny would be an understatement

3rd Place: marukomu
Davina plays with Alan's cock as she sits on his big brother

HER LIST

1st Place: marukomu
Talentless bird and specky cunt present the latest edition of the program for people with no life whatsoever

2nd Place: jaygrim
Shittest caption comp picture ever

3rd Place: Nick Cave
Davina tries to warn Chubbacka of his imminent pint theft

Marukomu's return to the Caption Competition sees him snap up eight points out of a possible twelve!
 
SEASON FIVE: ROUND 8 (28th September - 5th October)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

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The assassin [see outstretched hand, left] broke Muriel's neck and left the scene as quickly as he could. Now nobody would know that Mavis bought her bananas from Aldi, the skanky bitch.
 
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The camera man can't hold back his joy and sprays his fans with man fat as his horse (dusty carpet) wins the Naidy march horse leap for the second year in a row.
 
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Immediately after this photo was taken 50,000 volts leapt from the overhead cables ran down the champagne and turned Edna into dust.
 
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It was one of the worst thing jumbo could do, celebrating a Season 5 victory far too prematurely; little did he know that dermot was about to go on one of the most stunning comebacks in caption comp history; getting top 3 from Chris and carebear for 6 weeks running to pip him by one point.
 
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Chris Wrights older brother...Ned Wright...seen here celebrating the opening of his first horse racing stable in New Orleans; it had been a lifelong dream of his and he had saved millions to make the dream a reality, the celebrations were to be shortlived though as you can see from the background; an hour later Hurricane Katrina came and the entire stable was wiped off the map. Ned was forced to go back to his mechanic job at a garage in Dagenham
 
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The gran on the left nearly has a stroke when she clocks none other than a young Rosie Webster off Corrie in the celebration party; her secret one-off lesbo fantasy girl.
 
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