The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

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Zenit St. Petersburg warm up for Man U in their new away kits
 
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So did you hear jaygrim won a week in the caption comp a couple of weeks back?

Jaygrim?

Yeah....couldn't believe it man.....all he said was Bring on the trumpets

Bring on the trumpets?????

Yea.....

Fuck me.....what does that mean???

Fuck knows....I just can't.....I just don't...get it...

That whole fucking thing is rigged anyways......

yeah, Dermot got fucking robbed in Season Two...

I know...should be 3 in row for him at this stage really....

fucking daylight robbery mate...I feel so sorry for him...if only he knew how BAD I feel for him.....poor cunt...

yea I know...yeah so eh....yeah....nice day innit???

Yea....its..lovely...

You wanna go further up????

No that's fine right there....don't think i could go much more...

Can you feel it in your groin???

Yea...that's perfect....right there...

Okay....10 more seconds and we'll switch to the right leg...

cool mate.....you know I was thinking......maybe Chris Davies girlfriend has it in for Dermot...maybe its not Chris Davies at all...even though he gets all the stick cause he's the one who posts and all....

yea...well...maybe...

yeah like...when you think about it we know fuck all about who she is and what she looks like...maybe she's like this......like fucking psychopathic monster....and she terrorises Chris week in week out....like screaming at him to give points to people like jaygrim.....and poor Chris just has to like....fucking...sit there on the chair and take it....

......that's a bit......far fetched....mate

yea well....I was just saying...like....ah forget it....right leg
 
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Dermot said:
yeah like...when you think about it we know fuck all about who she is and what she looks like...maybe she's like this......like fucking psychopathic monster....and she terrorises Chris week in week out....like screaming at him to give points to people like jaygrim.....and poor Chris just has to like....fucking...sit there on the chair and take it....
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Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
 
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Guy on Right: Why do I have to always be your stretch partner Oleg?!! this time you stretch your own Testicles!
 
BobbyBox said:
Where does the W come from?

Are they Wussian?
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They might be if they talk like Jonathan Ross.

"Rench" doesn't look right, it's like a cross between retch and raunchy. Retch and raunchy, I think that's one of Grim's porn sites...
 
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Mikhail's huge penis had gotten him into trouble yet again. After slipping free of his underwear and dropping down by his left leg he thought he'd be alright thinking about Vladimir Putin. That was until the Russian Gymnasts came out to display their medals.
 
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Tim7: Man Utd v NEWCASTLE
Tim7: 1-0 me, great goal by martins on the edge of the area.
Tim7: 2-0 Lovely bit of skill to get passed his man and took him out like a right :censor:.
Tim7: HT 2-0
Tim7: 2-1 F:censor:ing c:censor: of a goalie standing still.
Tim7: 2-2 Arghhhhhh!!! another one of them F:censor: C:censor: Cutbacks.
Tim7: 3-2 To him :censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor::censor:
Jaygrim: Tim shut the :censor: up before I smash this foot in your face

 
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Dmitri distracts Oleg with his patented one-ups-manship as he tries to retrieve his newly found favourite belt.
 
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