The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

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George Bush: I'm positive we will find those weapons of mass destruction in Iraq!
 
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Dick Cheney squashes a voodoo doll in his hands as George bush head implodes! Dick said George made a joke about my name, sounding like an implement a gimp would use to lead people around with. He had to pay for that comment!!!
 
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"Dick: Fucking wanker, cheating on me in front of t.v. Im going to shoot your ass this time during hunting"
 
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Bush sends the crowd into a wild USA chant after nuking Switzerland off the map because he decided he didn't like the cheese
 
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Cheney grins in the background as Bush announces new cure for baldness then for no apparent reason does his best Chinaman impression
 
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Cheneys little game appeared to have been quite effective, handing Bush 3 sour apple sweets and passing them off as mints.
 
SEASON FOUR: ROUND 5 RESULTS

MY LIST

1st Place: jj710
Judge applauds George's valiant trumping effort at the annual US farting contest.

2nd Place: jumberto
The guy at the back gave 'the sign', George gave 'the wink' and just like that, Iran was blown to smithereens.

3rd Place: BobbyBox
Dick Cheney squashes a voodoo doll in his hands as George bush head implodes! Dick said George made a joke about my name, sounding like an implement a gimp would use to lead people around with. He had to pay for that comment!!!

HER LIST

1st Place: jj710
"He's staring at my bum again isn't he?"

2nd Place: fd1972uk
George, I think he shouted "wank."

3rd Place: Dermot
Cheneys little game appeared to have been quite effective, handing Bush three sour apple sweets and passing them off as mints.

Sorry about the delay this week - from now on Caption Competition day will be Sunday.
 
SEASON FOUR: ROUND 6 (4th May - 11th May)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

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It was then Lizzie spotted Prince Harry's arrival to the party, dressed up as Adolf Hitler with his fly down waving around his crown jewels.
 
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At 'The Queen's Annual Hair-Smelling Party', Her Majesty was horrified when it was suggested that she may be cheating by hiding a couple of freshly-groomed Poodles under her bonnet.
 
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HRH was stunned at how loud the party was. After all, it was enough to make a lamp shade fall onto her head...
 
The missus and I said to eachother, as soon as I picked out that picture, "first person to say spunk in the eye should be docked points for being utterly predictable". No joke. :mryellow:
 
Can I join in? Y'know, I might win, girl power and all that shite. :-pp [Obv talking about JB's lass.]

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As Queen Liz mingles at the Mercedes Benz invitational dinner, she notices there's still some Di left on the upholstery.

Prays no-one gets offended.:pray:
 
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