The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[bigstuie]

moroon5 refused to do an encore unless fans threw jelly babies into star singers mouth

 

[Chris Davies]

Bonus points for knowing who the guy is! The missus will be impressed with that!

 

[Joe]

well you could just right click the image

adam levine

 

[Chris Davies]

Easy now that you know

 

[mjsmith2k]

TIMEHHHHHHHH! TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY OH!

...

 

[CW]

The aftershow party with Jaygrim and Joe the previous night left Adam with a very bad case of the crabs

 

[jaygrim]

This years pop idol was going so well until Joe came on to do the birdie song.

 

[Jamesy]

Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine is put off his performance by a phantom tickler hiding in the crowd...

 

[BobbyBox]

[BThe crowd went wild at a Maroon 5 Gig when a bunch of 3 Carrots parachuted into the arena and Freaked out Adam Levine!! (The only picture was of the silhouette of the carrots on the Adams upper Torso)[/B]

 

[Jumbo_]

Bonus points for knowing who the guy is! The missus will be impressed with that!

1. It says Maroon 5 when you quote the picture and 2. he spelt it wrong

 

[Chris Davies]

Points taken awayyy.

 

[Jumbo_]

If only his music was as good as his Stephen Hawking impression.



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[Chris Davies]

SEASON FOUR: ROUND 2 RESULTS

MY LIST

1st Place: Dermot
Barry was the only audience member to see the 290lbs lighting rig detach from the rafters and head straight for the lead singers head, no amount of pointing and shouting could prevent the inevitable...

2nd Place: BobbyBox
Oooh The Hokey Cokey, Oooooh the Hokey Cokey.......Knees Bend, Arms and Face Retarded, Raa Raa Raa!!

3rd Place: mjsmith2k
TIMEHHHHHHHH! TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY OH!

HER LIST

1st Place: BobbyBox
The crowd went wild at a Maroon 5 Gig when a bunch of 3 Carrots parachuted into the arena and Freaked out Adam Levine!! (The only picture was of the silhouette of the carrots on the Adams upper Torso)

2nd Place: Dermot
Jimmy and Ray were in the front row as they always were at concerts, trying as usual to outwit each other on who can do the best shadow puppet, Jimmy on the left doing a wolf howling at the moon while on the right Ray done his best Frankenstein face with both hands.

3rd Place: bigstuie
moroon5 refused to do an encore unless fans threw jelly babies into star singers mouth

Points taken away from bigstuie for spelling "Maroon 5" "Moroon 5"... No, only joking. That would be mean.
DERMOT is in the lead again!

 

[Chris Davies]

SEASON FOUR: ROUND 3 (11th April - 18th April)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[Chris Davies]

As soon as George W ran behind him and pulled his pants down in-front of the nation's press, John knew his career was over.

 

[Chris Davies]

As soon as the record-breaking 32-second-long fart ended, John knew his career was over.

 

[Chris Davies]

As soon as he realised the mistress from last night was still down there, John knew his career was over.

 

[Ret KiT]

Ladies and gentleman Viagra did not worked for me..

 

[Dermot]

Elliot done his best to keep a straight face as his wife clutched his scroats from behind and squeezed until she heard a pop

 

[Dermot]

Elliots hearing was now as sharp as ever, especially after he put a piece a of cotton on the fat end of a pool cue to clean the wax out of his ears

 

[Dermot]

Things were getting tense now at the semifinal stage of the World "Make a Speech with your Lips Superglued" Championships, Elliot brought his A game this time around delivering something almost on par with Luther-Kings "I have a Dream"; the audience went wild with anticipation on what the final might bring.

 

[Radiation]

Like all good Americans Eliot sang along to the national anthem

"Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light ....What so .. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm ... Mmmm Mmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmmmming..."

 

[Radiation]

Eliot's Wife: Well just think about all the free sex you'll be getting when you're in jail!

 

[mjsmith2k]

...Note to self, don't wear a Trinidad and Tobago tie to US Presidential rally in future

 

[Radiation]

Reporter: Eliot, Eliot... how do you feel now knowing that the prostitute you were sleeping with the past few years was actually born a man?

 

[Jumbo_]

Right now Spitzer didn't know what was worse... The embarrassment of the prostitution scandal... Or the pain of getting his dick stuck in his zipper just as he was about to deliver a speech.

 

[Jumbo_]

The damning expression of a man who has tried to let out a quiet fart in public, only to find that he's shit himself.

 

[CW]

Could this guys ears be any bigger?!

 

[Jumbo_]

As the National Humming Championships got underway last night in New York, Eliot Spitzer's distasteful rendition of 'You'z A Hoe' by rapper Ludakris was met with stern disapproval by the judges who branded him 'sick', 'a disgrace to the humming world' and 'out of tune'.

 

[Chris Davies]

SEASON FOUR: ROUND 3 RESULTS

MY LIST

1st Place: Dermot
Things were getting tense now at the semifinal stage of the World "Make a Speech with your Lips Superglued" Championships, Elliot brought his A game this time around delivering something almost on par with Luther-Kings "I have a Dream"; the audience went wild with anticipation on what the final might bring.

2nd Place: jumberto
The damning expression of a man who has tried to let out a quiet fart in public, only to find that he's shit himself.

3rd Place: Ret KiT
Ladies and gentleman Viagra did not worked for me..

HER LIST

1st Place: Dermot
Elliot done his best to keep a straight face as his wife clutched his scroats from behind and squeezed until she heard a pop

2nd Place: jumberto
The damning expression of a man who has tried to let out a quiet fart in public, only to find that he's shit himself.

3rd Place: Jack Bauer
As soon as George W ran behind him and pulled his pants down in-front of the nation's press, John knew his career was over

Dermot and Jumberto clear up yet again!