The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

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Guy on the back row on the right -
Ahhh Gary.. I wish I could tell you how I felt...
I guess the other guys just wouldn't understand...
But look at you damnit you're so nice...
I love you hair.. I love your body...
I... err... shit Trev & Dave have seen me staring
 
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The lads breathed a sigh of relief as Michael Barrymore decided to go home early

(Pointless entering now as this ends, but what the hey)
 
ROUND 12 RESULTS

MY LIST

1st Place: Joe
Its not a caption but very awkward, Ive been looking at this to think of somthing and my dad walks in and slowly walks out again, oh dear

2nd Place: jumberto
(the "Ahhh Gary.. I wish I could tell you how I felt..." bit)

3rd Place: CW
The first official Evo-Web meet up is in full swing

HER LIST

1st Place: jumberto
(the "Ahhh Gary.. I wish I could tell you how I felt..." bit)

2nd Place: CW
The first official Evo-Web meet up is in full swing

3rd Place: jaygrim
Ok who farted?

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, WHAT A FINISH FROM JUMBERTO!

After finishing 2nd in my list and 1st in her list, he has climbed from 3rd to joint 1st!

For the first time in Evo-Web Caption Competition history, THERE'S GOING TO BE A PLAYOFF! I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF!

So this week's picture is ONLY for Dermot and jumberto, and it's only going to be up for five days. Whoever comes up with the funniest caption, and the judges will have to confer on this one, will be crowned as champion and win the prize - a delicious chocolate bar of their choice (see the first post of the thread for details).

The new season will start next Friday.
 
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SEASON THREE: 1ST PLACE PLAYOFF (21st March 6pm - 26th March 6pm)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

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********* THIS IS ONLY FOR DERMOT & JUMBERTO ********
 
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I forgot to check it out again - God Damn it!! I was gonna do them yesterday. Oh Well. Dermot and Jumbo are much Funnier than me anyway - its good to see them fighting it out.

Good luck boys!!!
 
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As Betsy plunged the knife deep into Tommys stomach Tommy realised he was now in serious trouble, this was his Dads Cadillac and now there would be blood all over the seats.
 
Those last two are splitting the judges right down the middle, we're going to split up trying to sort this out you know.
 
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Catherine Zeta Jones (left) and Matt Damon star in an arty black and white soft-porn version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang filmed in 1982
 
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On the way to customs to pick up his chocolate bar, Dermot is distracted by 3 young fillies and decides he doesn't really want to win the Caption Competion anyway.
 
With all entries in from both playoff contestants a winner has been decided upon.

It was neck and neck, I had a clear favourite and the missus had a clear favourite...

And both of them were Jumberto's. Sorry Dermot, it pains me to see you lose, but next season blast everybody from the start. :thumbup:

The winning entry that we both agreed to choose was this one:

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Click to expand...

Congratulations Jumberto, you have won, and you are the first winner to win the prize of a chocolate bar of your choice*. Please PM your address and choice of chocolate and I will get it sent out, most likely this time next week.

*Terms and conditions apply, see first post of thread for details

The next season of the Caption Competition starts this Friday - be there, this is your chance to win!
 
haha, well done jumberto!

3 cheers for Mr Davies and his missus for taking the time to do this! Great stuff, can't wait til next season Friday seems so long away like 3 days or something it seems that long
 
The Caption Competition is about to start again for it's fourth season.
Last season, jumberto finished as champion and walked away with this, his favourite chocolate bar:

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This is your chance to win the chocolate bar of your choice. How can you afford not to enter, what with the soaring cost of confectionary?

Last season jumberto came from nowhere to win his first title, Dermot finished second for the second season in a row, and jaygrim (despite finishing outside the top three) stretched his record career points total to 88pts. Will Dermot make this season his? Will jumberto manage a good season this time around? And will Jaygrim or BobbyBox manage to break into the top two?

Good luck to all involved.
 
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SEASON FOUR: ROUND 1 (28th March - 4th April)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

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Woman on left, before puking: "You've locked us in here to play WHAT with you? PES? BLEERGHHHWERGHAHHHKKK!!"
 
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The launch party for Johnny Depp's latest film, The Bing Crosby Story, didn't have quite the level of babes he was used to.

"22 cansh and I shtill don't want eitherofthemohgodivegoneblind."
 
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As the door slammed shut behind her, the woman in the middle knew this was a trap. The woman on the left puked in fear. Tim and CW (not pictured, locking door) were not going to be virgins tomorrow.
 
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Colin Farrell does't enjoy raping his grandma and her mate, but it's nothing a few cheap drinks and some rohypnol can't sort out.
 
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As Dorris sat in her chair having a stroke and chocking to death - Betty realized hiring Raul '11 inches' Rodriguez, wasn't an appropriate 90th birthday present after all.
 
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Darren Brown was sure his latest controversial trick 'The Ricin in an empty can of beer' was going to plan.
 
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