The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[fd1972uk]

XMAS WISHLIST

Boy: ".....And the new Liverpool away strip...and some predator boots...and a PS3 and an Xbox 360...please, I've been a good boy, please please please......"

Dog: "...listen, I can lick my own balls, what else do I need??? I'll take a bone if it's going...."

LOL.....................I'll find that one hard to beat.

Boy:- Please god, don't make that Michael Jackson at the door.

Dog:- Please god, don't make that Bubbles at the door.



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[BobbyBox]

Boy: Please God let Mum be able to get this superglue off my mouth and Hands!

Dog: Please God let Mrs Robinson be able to get this Super Glue out of my eyes!!!!

 

[bradley1886]

Dog - Wait till he puts on his slipper in the morning hehe

 

[Ret KiT]

'MUuuuUUYAAAaaaaaaaaAAA!!!!" (Ancient African Mek Tribe Prayer)

 

[Ret KiT]

"HALOooooooooooooooooooooooo"

 

[jaygrim]

Tim prays the get gets the bone tonight, unlike last night.

 

[Jumbo_]

Do you mean the dog gets the bone?

 

[jaygrim]

Oh shit.

 

[Jumbo_]

 

[Chris Davies]

HAHAHA, well it made me laugh Jay, you're in with a chance :lol:

 

[jaygrim]

Little Chris had everything a PC his own phone a funky juice bottle even a cellotape despenser now all he wanted was to get rid of his Beadle hand.

 

[Jumbo_]

Not even God can help when Jaygrim gets back from work

 

[jaygrim]

Eh i resemble that remark.

 

[jaygrim]

BOOYAA!!!

 

[Jamesy]

Please God, please let my dog be in Bobbybox's "How much is that doggy in the window" thread next week.

 

[Jamesy]

After learning that the new neighbours were Korean, Jamie & his dog prayed that they were vegetarians...

 

[winston]

Dog: Good, he's praying again, so I'll take a quick dump on the floor whilst he's got his eyes shut. Squeeze!

 

[Joe]

Its not a caption but very awkward, Ive been looking at this to think of somthing and my dad walks in and slowly walks out again, oh dear

 

[CW]

The first official Evo-Web meet up is in full swing

 

[CW]

Whoever isnt playing with themselves raise your hand!

 

[bradley1886]

"slowly take the beer...thaaats it, easy does it.."

 

[jaygrim]

The first official Evo-Web meet up is in full swing

You fucking wish.

 

[jaygrim]

Ok who farted?

 

[pbchillin]

Dave looked down at the orangey glow in the middle of the tub, "Who pissed in it already!?", as a slightly drunk Michael raises his hand

 

[Dermot]

"Wine....you mean to tell me there's some queer here drinking wine???? HEH LADS....WHO THE FUCK IS DRINKING WINE?????"

 

[Dermot]

When they said the budget for Jaws 5 was low nobody thought it would stoop to this...

 

[Dermot]

Heh Tompkins! Catch!!!!! (Throws hairdrier)

 

[Chris Davies]

Commander Glinko's secret was out (right-middle) - his alien orange-bulb penis\communicator started receiving a transmission in the middle of his first fitting-in session with the locals. Most were too drunk to notice, except for the guy above him on this picture who tries to escape in a drunken panic.

 

[Chris Davies]

DJDoc4 (pictured waving at camera) hosted his own private Evo-Web meetup, and it was going great. "Who needs to play a football match eh lads, this is more like it!" Not pictured, knife-wielding Jaygrim and Michael Barrymore.

 

[Chris Davies]

HEY MA!! That homosexual trap we set at the bottom of the yard caught us some dandies!! GET MAH GUN!!