The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[jaygrim]

AAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgghhhh oh my god get your fucking foot outta my ear.

 

[jaygrim]

Girl on left - Can you smell fish?

 

[Joe]

Smell My Cheeeeeeeeeese!!

 

[BobbyBox]

Girl on left thinking: I hope Uncle Barry doesn't come into my bedroom tonight again

 

[BobbyBox]

Girl on left thinking: Is that a Boy or a Girl?

 

[Joe]

Girl on left thinking: Has he only got 4 toes on his left foot!?!?!?!? FREAK!

 

[Jumbo_]

Impressed? For her 2nd trick, she will pull a cowboy out of her nostril!

 

[Jumbo_]

I should have said arse. Why didn't I say arse

 

[jaygrim]

You said it twice after though to make up for it.

 

[Chris Davies]

I would have said "ear" myself.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"Welcome to the 2008 British Under-16 final of the ThaiEarTickleDo* Championship"


*Say it fast

 

[BobbyBox]

I said it so fast I spat on myself and I still didn't find it funny

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

 

[pbchillin]

"The girls at the Judo club were always taking advantage of Sally's blindness, "Sally, phone call!" She never learned..."

 

[Dermot]

Boy on right's mother: "And here's one of Timmy...yes this is the final few seconds of when he had balls...."

 

[Dermot]

What it's like in Karate Heaven

 

[freddyboy]

ROUND 8 RESULTS

MY LIST

1st Place: pbchillin
Guy on right: "Shotgun Anus." - Guy in Middle: "Dammit, you promised me this time Julie!"

2nd Place: BobbyBox
Oh my god Mary - you have a freakishly big arm!!

3rd Place: jumberto
Alan was disgusted when Sandra's fart went from silent to violent in just a few seconds.

HER LIST

1st Place: tiktiktiktik
"Could we be in a more boring pose for a caption competition?" - "I say, I think it might be possible, but I'm not sure how!"

2nd Place: freddyboy
Phyllis was devilishly close to discovering Bob and Malcolm's sordid origami secret, but Bob just managed to hide the swan in his top pocket...

3rd Place: BobbyBox
Oh my god Mary - you have a freakishly big arm!!

Good job no one learned from me.......

 

[Chris Davies]

You would have been in my top three but seeing as the missus had already picked you I thought I'd choose a few different ones. Bobby's deserved to be in twice though for making me spit Vimto on the keyboard.

 

[freddyboy]

The new padowan hadn't quite got the hang of the 'force ear push' just yet...

 

[bradley1886]

She looked confident...he looked worried. Her hand was poised and they both knew what was coming next

 

[bradley1886]

Coffee breaks at the dentist were reaching ridiculous new extremes..

 

[CW]

Spot the polar bear...

 

[BobbyBox]

Girl/Boy on the right: I'm gonna kick that huge fringe clean off your head, you miserable fucking bitch.......Take that!!!!.......Heeee Yaaaaa!!!

 

[Jumbo_]

"Look into my eyes baby" said Lisa, before smashing Simon in the bollocks.

 

[Jumbo_]

She knew the only way to stop him was to touch his 15inch invisible penis.

 

[Jamesy]

World's most unfortunate siamese twins take up self defence classes to sort out the evo-webbers taking the piss out of their condition

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 9 RESULTS

MY LIST

1st Place: pbchillin
The girls at the Judo club were always taking advantage of Sally's blindness, "Sally, phone call!" She never learned...

2nd Place: BobbyBox
Girl on left thinking: I hope Uncle Barry doesn't come into my bedroom tonight again

3rd Place: bradley1886
She looked confident...he looked worried. Her hand was poised and they both knew what was coming next

HER LIST

1st Place: CW
Spot the polar bear...

2nd Place: Dermot
What it's like in Karate Heaven

3rd Place: BobbyBox
Girl on left thinking: is that a boy or a girl?

pbchillin finishes top of my list for the second week in a row, can he make it a hat-trick with just two weeks of play to go? (that rhymed)
Dermot is still on top, but BobbyBox is just FOUR POINTS behind! OHHHHH THE TENSION!

 

[Chris Davies]

SEASON THREE: ROUND 10 (29th February - 7th March)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

Time to bring out the big guns...

 

[BobbyBox]

Crowd is horrified as Girl trips out at party and tries to eat her own foot!!!

 

[Jumbo_]

Most Haunted Germany takes a turn for the worse when a young lady is possessed by the ghost of Hitler