The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[jaygrim]

Joe bauer (left)- What a shit picture.

Jaygrim (middle)- I just want chocolate.

Bobbybox (right)- BOOYAA.

 

[pbchillin]

Guy on right: "Shotgun Anus."
Guy in Middle: "Dammit, you promised me this time Julie!"

 

[freddyboy]

Phyllis was devilishly close to discovering Bob and Malcolm's sordid origami secret, but Bob just managed to hide the swan in his top pocket....

 

[Chris Davies]

Phyllis was devilishly close to discovering Bob and Malcolm's sordid origami secret, but Bob just managed to hide the swan in his top pocket....

Learn from this guy, he knows how it works.

 

[freddyboy]

So Mary, what exactly did Jim fix for you?

 

[freddyboy]

Learn from this guy, he knows how it works.

So how come I don't get any fucking points then......lol

 

[Chris Davies]

Dermot's "Story Of A Gnome" has had it tied up for me since it started. It looks like he's away this week though so your little gem will be getting top marks from me I think.

It's all about seeing something that nobody else sees - for me that is, I can't speak for the missus. I think her sense of humour is about as funny as flesh-eating bacteria.

I love you babe!

 

[freddyboy]

love you too honey....

 

[jaygrim]

Dermot's "Story Of A Gnome" has had it tied up for me since it started. It looks like he's away this week though so your little gem will be getting top marks from me I think.

It's all about seeing something that nobody else sees - for me that is, I can't speak for the missus. I think her sense of humour is about as funny as flesh-eating bacteria.

I love you babe!

*spits dummy out* Chris you fucking cocklord.

 

[Chris Davies]

Alright, you can have top points as well, just don't look at me like that...

 

[pbchillin]

Jack Bauer (Guy in middle): Darling?! What do you mean you didn't give Dermot full marks, he is clearly better than the rest, just look at him, stood here at my side, you denied that full marks, I hope your happy.

 

[Chris Davies]

HAHA, some crackers this week. And to think some people said it was a crappy picture...

 

[bradley1886]

Dave Seaman's hands were getting too big for his pockets...

 

[bradley1886]

"Look into my eyes...woooOOOooooOOOOooo....no? nothing?......shit"

 

[Tim7]

Dave Seaman's hands were getting too big for his pockets...

LMFAO! That is fucking genius! :lmao:

 

[Chris Davies]

I don't get it... :eh:

 

[BobbyBox]

I don't get it... :eh:

I agree......He doesn't look like Dave Seaman and his hand is in his pocket!

 

[jaygrim]

Not only are we in a shit picture but were in black and fucking white. It's 2008 for fuck sake.

 

[bradley1886]

I don't get it... :eh:

lol not much to get, i just thought he looked a bit like david seaman...and david seaman has big hands...and he's got one hand in his pocket.....:tumble:

dont read too much into it..

 

[bradley1886]

"Who the hell is this guy?"

"It's me, David Seaman...Arsenal and England legend.."

"....."

"Dancing on Ice?"

"get out"

 

[bradley1886]

(left) "All this talk of seaman is making me thirsty...."


I'll get my coat..

 

[FreMM]

Guy: My name is David Seaman
Girl: The pornstar?
Guy: Seaman not Seman you stupid cow!
Girl:Jizz, you don't have to get so spunky and uncumfortable about it!

I'll get my coat aswell...

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Oh cum on guys..........enough of these poor puns!

 

[Jamesy]

(JB - in the middle): This is the man you're leaving me for? The one who sent you that suggestive Valentine?
I'd rather you ran off with the gnome, at least he was interesting...

 

[BobbyBox]

Who pissed on your chips?!

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 8 RESULTS

MY LIST

1st Place: pbchillin
Guy on right: "Shotgun Anus." - Guy in Middle: "Dammit, you promised me this time Julie!"

2nd Place: BobbyBox
Oh my god Mary - you have a freakishly big arm!!

3rd Place: jumberto
Alan was disgusted when Sandra's fart went from silent to violent in just a few seconds.

HER LIST

1st Place: tiktiktiktik
"Could we be in a more boring pose for a caption competition?" - "I say, I think it might be possible, but I'm not sure how!"

2nd Place: freddyboy
Phyllis was devilishly close to discovering Bob and Malcolm's sordid origami secret, but Bob just managed to hide the swan in his top pocket...

3rd Place: BobbyBox
Oh my god Mary - you have a freakishly big arm!!

 

[Chris Davies]

SEASON THREE: ROUND 9 (22nd February - 29th February)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

(JB - in the middle): This is the man you're leaving me for? The one who sent you that suggestive Valentine?
I'd rather you ran off with the gnome, at least he was interesting...

HER LIST

1st Place: tiktiktiktik

You might have a point JJ, I managed to win with a Mock Caption this week. I'd watch out JB, she's trying to tell me, or you, something!

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"After the succes of The Ashton, Demi decides to have some more plastic surgery and go for an even younger boytoy."

 

[jaygrim]

Jesus fucking Christ put your leg down i can see what you had for dinner.