ROUND 7 RESULTS
MY LIST
1st Place: jumberto
I don't know why Sally's laughing, she can't even read.
2nd Place: Dermot
"...it was horrifying...something i never want to experience ever again....it's a long story...I was in this village and next thing....it started raining really hard....and you know how I'm not that tall ok....well....to cut it short i got in a little spot of bother.....where I couldn't breathe that well...but...and then there was this SWAT team......and now I'm in hospital...but I'm okay...I love you and can't wait to come back home to you and the kids....."
3rd Place: bradley1886
"To Hannah....from Hannah!..haha i knew this would be a good idea"
HER LIST
1st Place: jumberto
"Dear Dermot, I love you so dearly. The others are clearly, not as funny as you, not nearly.
Be my valentine - From Jack Bauer - From ?"
2nd Place: tiktiktiktik
"Dear Mrs. Bauer,
Now that you are a vegan, You will need a lot of feedin',
To show my love for you, I send you this card made from edible giant timber bamboo
Eat it like a panda, And think of me when the food you are eating can't be any blander
Choose me and leave Jack Bauer, Together will will forever live in a happy hour
So choose me and leave that hippy, Together we will eat food that is far more tasty
I know the first thing on your mind is a good f#$king, But please, let us take it slow and first have something to eat at the local Burger King
I will be wearing something grey, Hurry up as I need to get my "end" away
Your Valentine, T"
3rd Place: Bobbybox
Giant Man Eating Stick Insect Goes On Rampage On Valentines Day
Jumberto scores MAXIMUM POINTS - congratulations, give yourself a pat on the back and a biscuit.