The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[Jumbo_]

Can you vote for yourself and win?

 

[Chris Davies]

Unfortunately I have to rely on the missus voting for me, and she finds me as funny as a boil on the arse.

 

[Jumbo_]

That's unfortunate.

 

[freddyboy]

Hey Billy, sponsor me for the 'SWATathon' - I've got to shoot as many bank robbers as I can in 3 mins - it's like Kill Bill meets Supermarket sweep - shall I put you down for $1 a kill, 2 for a headshot?

 

[freddyboy]

Jack Bauer signs in for the Rainbow 6 Vegas convention Karaoke competion, only to find every other contestant wearing the same costume

 

[freddyboy]

As well as being issued with the latest high tech hearing aids, the worlds first all deaf SWAT team had developed a sophisicated system for communicating in the field

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 6 RESULTS

MY LIST

1st Place: Dermot
"Bates, come here, looks like we got another distress call, let me read it..."'Please help....stuck in village but underwater...can't explain...also, I'm a gnome....please hurry.....'

2nd Place: jaygrim
Welcome to the semi finals of extreme pictionary

3rd Place: BobbyBox
As the S.W.A.T Ice cream van pulled up - Geoff took down the orders of what everybody wanted

HER LIST

1st Place: freddyboy
Hey Billy, sponsor me for the 'SWATathon' - I've got to shoot as many bank robbers as I can in 3 mins - it's like Kill Bill meets Supermarket sweep - shall I put you down for $1 a kill, 2 for a headshot?

2nd Place: tiktiktiktik
"And at step 3 you add water to the mix and the oven should be warm enough by now to continue with step 4"

3rd Place: Aliboy
"I'm telling you, this evidence is stuck to my hands" - "Hmmmmm, so it is"

Three different winners again, amazing how a sense of humour can differ so much. Also, the missus says "you're all clever dudes".

 

[Chris Davies]

SEASON THREE: ROUND 7 (8th February - 15th February)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

With it being Valentine's Day on Thursday...

 

[BobbyBox]

I thought Jays Extreme pictionary was gonna win it - That was god damn funny

 

[Chris Davies]

Jane lived at number 42 but seeing as she'd eaten all her previous boyfriends she collected Valentine's cards from all the other houses in the street

 

[freddyboy]

Dear Sexy Babe

Happy Booyaa


? xxxxx

 

[BobbyBox]

Giant Man Eating Stick Insect Goes on Rampage on Valentines day

(Top left hand corner)

 

[BobbyBox]

Lady gets a Valentines card that was meant to be delivered to number 69

 

[Jumbo_]

I don't know why Sally's laughing, she can't even read.

 

[Aliboy]

(In card) Please dont laugh, enclosed in this is the results from lasts weeks captions.... you laugh.... you die

signed JB

 

[Nathan7]

Jane laughs at the Valentine's card sent by her husband's killer
(In card) - We have locked up your husband and each day we are cutting off a finger or toe until we get payed a £1m ransom.

 

[Chris Davies]

"I'm bankrupt and I've got a small penis; all I can offer you is my undying love.

P.S. - If you laugh at that I'll kill you you bitch."

 

[jaygrim]

Dear Glenda,

Thang's for the memories.

 

[jaygrim]

Paula had droopy tit's, big teeth and a crab hand but somebody loved her.

 

[jaygrim]

To the lady at 61, any chance of a 69?

 

[MonkeyJug]

I got you a 61, cos there's no way you're 69'ing me with those gnashers![/QUOTE]

 

[bradley1886]

Haha, a joke...i get jokes..

 

[bradley1886]

"To Hannah....from Hannah!..haha i knew this would be a good idea"

 

[MonkeyJug]

"To the lady at 61,
You were always a bit of a hon,
Then one day you got,
8 teeth capped on the trot,
And now when I see you I run!"

To Clodagh,

Happy Valentines Day

From Jim

 

[CW]

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Im crap with colours
But wicked in bed

 

[CW]

Roses are red
Viagra is blue

Lets be honest love its the only way I am gonna get an erection to see to you

 

[Chris Davies]

Tim7's sister "accidentally" opens his mail and finds a Valentine's card from CW next door - and only a week after saying they'd make such a cute couple

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"Whilst reading the saucy text in her valentines card Doreen can't help but start making handjob movements"*

*see right hand and fence

 

[Dermot]

".....every week it's just the same...I can never make her laugh the way I make you laugh...it's so obvious every week when our caption comp results are completely different...."

 

[Dermot]

"Chris Wright was very protective of his Mum and hated the constant attention she got from all the village men in Wharton"