The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[jaygrim]

JB's Dad - "Do you think i'll win a game on Fifa this year Chris?"

JB - "Not a fucking chance you old cunt".

 

[jaygrim]

Plan M (left) and his partner think about last year and how they covered each other in there home made chocolate logs.

 

[Chris Davies]

JB's Dad - "Do you think i'll win a game on Fifa this year Chris?"

JB - "Not a fucking chance you old cunt".

HAHAHA, HAAAHAHA, fucking fantastic.

Well done, Dermot isn't winning the league unless he can top that one.

 

[Plan M]

Plan M (left) and his partner think about last year and how they covered each other in there home made chocolate logs.

:lmao:

BRILLIANT! :applause:

 

[jaygrim]

I hope we dont get one of those fucking funny football clip Dvd's this year.

 

[freddyboy]

Two GUYS, one cup.....be afraid, be very afaid

 

[Dermot]

Yao Ming invites 2 friends over for some Christmas singalongs.

 

[Dermot]

After returning little girl killer budgie nowhere to be found

 

[Dermot]

It was a historical moment for Jasper and Adam if not the entire gay community, as the Angel Gabriel descended to deliver the second great gift of the ages, "The Immaculate Contraception".

 

[freddyboy]

What is it about Xmas that makes you want to sit on the floor by the fire, when there is a perfectly good sofa just there?

 

[Jamesy]

The boys were relieved that the fireplace hadn't been lit, as the Xmas brussel sprouts were just starting to take effect...

 

[Jamesy]

Son thinks of grassing up Dad's affair, after being given the Poundland version of Guitar Hero 3.

 

[Jumbo_]

Dad and Steve listen closely and smile as the muffled sound of Mum getting fucked senseless by Uncle Peter comes through the ceiling. Ahh Christmas!

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 12 RESULTS

1st Place: jaygrim
JB's Dad - "Do you think i'll win a game on Fifa this year Chris?" JB - "Not a fucking chance you old cunt."

2nd Place: jj710
Son thinks of grassing up Dad's affair, after being given the Poundland version of Guitar Hero 3.

3rd Place: freddyboy
What is it about Xmas that makes you want to sit on the floor by the fire, when there is a perfectly good sofa just there?

THIS SEASON'S WINNER, AND A RECORD-BREAKER, IS JAYGRIM! CONGRATULATIONS!

Season three starting shortly...

 

[jaygrim]

I would like to thank Chris for his great work, Dermot for being shit at this. My family and friends and my dog, Thankyou.

 

[freddyboy]

I would like to thank Chris for his great work, Dermot for being shit at this. My family and friends and my dog, Thankyou.

I'll second that emotion.....great fun - Thank You

 

[Chris Davies]

SEASON THREE: ROUND 1 (28th December 07 - 4th January 08)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[jaygrim]

The latest work from Pickarsehole.

 

[freddyboy]

Poor Darren was stuck there for 3 days before someone realised he wasn't the new Tracy Emin installation

 

[Dermot]

Broken Sword 4

 

[Jumbo_]

When he heard that everyone thought he looked like Homer Simpson, Dave's jaw literally went through the floor

 

[Dermot]

(Chris Davies in white suit) "Dermot....what do you think about this picture for the next round of the caption comp?????.........Dermot?????...."

 

[Gareth G]

The Great Escape

 

[Ret KiT]

"Art gallery thieves escaped through an amazing tunnel but the detectives were having bit trouble solving the case"

 

[Ret KiT]

"What some do to get an extra pay-check"

 

[Ret KiT]

"Finding Pizza" In cinemas this winter

 

[Dermot]

Luis-Alberto Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldos overweight dad, also known to take a dive anywhere with noone near him...but tumbling in the mueseum and accidentaly crashing through the floorboards was really taking this "simulation" to a whole new level

 

[jaygrim]

He's off to Mc Donalds.

 

[jaygrim]

Bernard (in suit) Thought the art gallery was great, "look" he said. "There's even somwhere to park your bike".

 

[BobbyBox]

Giant Smurf falls down open drain in the middle of an Art Gallery!

after being released the smurf said 'It doesn't half Gargasmell down there!'