"Now available: The Mexican Burger, with jalapeño fritter and chipotle sauce"
That sounds great, I'm a big Mexican food fan, take my money!
"Thanks for that, it'll be with you in 6-8 weeks"
Oh... Okay, I guess?
"The big day is here! And we've upgraded you to the latest burger, the Greek cheeseburger"
Er, that's not what I asked for, or what I wanted, you told me it was Mexican and I specifically want-
"It's only a fucking burger mate"
Oh. Well, it's not the burger I wanted, can I get my-
"It's not like you can't eat it, it's edible, don't be a dick about it"
I, er, oh fuck it.
2019: "Now available: The African Burger, it's incredible, GET IT NOW"
If I was a Scottish football fan, I'd be pretty fucked off.
A classic case of "we've got your money, now we have money to make elsewhere".