PES 2013 Discussion Thread

Rentboy said:
I've decided not to write to Konami. I'm still pissed off at what they did to the game. But they clearly don't give a fuck anyway. So I'm thinking about going viral on their asses.

I created one of those Hitler rant videos. This one came out actually pretty funny :)

Disclaimer: not all opinions voiced by Hitler are the same as mine - it was just to better fit the video ;)

Have a look at here and let me know what you guys think:

http://meemsy.com/v/4019
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Absolutely hilarious!
 
Thanks guys! I'm testing the waters with this one. Because it was made in one of those meme templates, it cannot be embedded elsewhere.

But with such a good reception, I'll spend some time to do a proper one with a video editor and upload it to Youtube, so we can post it on forums and stuff.
And hopefully this gets Konami's attention somehow :)
 
Rentboy said:
I've decided not to write to Konami. I'm still pissed off at what they did to the game. But they clearly don't give a fuck anyway. So I'm thinking about going viral on their asses.

I created one of those Hitler rant videos. This one came out actually pretty funny :)

Disclaimer: not all opinions voiced by Hitler are the same as mine - it was just to better fit the video ;)

Have a look at here and let me know what you guys think:

http://meemsy.com/v/4019
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This is just too fucking funny, well done!
 
What did they do to the L1 lob, it goes way too high and is very slow...

Also, in PES2012 if you pressure a player using X and when you're close to him you release the X the player will attempt to tackle. Is there a way to do it in 2013? How do you take the ball without attempting a tackle?
 
Rentboy, that Hitler rant has to be the most hilarious thing i've ever seen on Evo-Web. Just sent it to Konami. This says more than 1.000.000 complaints. Oh my god this is so great...fucking brilliant...pure genius.

Please sent it to Konami....
 
floaty through balls, easy dribblig, easy sliding tackle, speed too important and easy cutbacks. On line is a pes6 clone.

Off line has ups and downs.

It is really a play vs friend kinda game.

P.S.
funny video!
 
gerd said:
Rentboy, that Hitler rant has to be the most hilarious thing i've ever seen on Evo-Web. Just sent it to Konami. This says more than 1.000.000 complaints. Oh my god this is so great...fucking brilliant...pure genius.

Please sent it to Konami....
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Cheers Gerd! Will redo this video tonight so I can post it on Youtube and embed it everywhere. Will send it to Konami and spread it around as much as I can :D
 
Rentboy said:
Cheers Gerd! Will redo this video tonight so I can post it on Youtube and embed it everywhere. Will send it to Konami and spread it around as much as I can :D
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If you can please include the lack of online chat, demo chat and South africans neglected from playing EU LOL think you gonna have a feature film by the time you are done.

Whatever you do great work mate.
 
zeemeister said:
If you can please include the lack of online chat, demo chat and South africans neglected from playing EU LOL think you gonna have a feature film by the time you are done.

Whatever you do great work mate.
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Thanks mate!
I think I'll keep most subtitles the same way.

If I get everything out of my chest I think I'd have a Godfather trilogy worth of material! :LOL:
 
That video was brilliant! I laughed like a madman! My only tiny complaint was that I was so sure that the lady in the middle would say: "Don't worry, next year we will have Fox Engine", but that's just me. And you totally made up for that with the final bit about the classic ML-players! That was so funny and actually a bit heart breaking!
 
Rentboy said:
Cheers Gerd! Will redo this video tonight so I can post it on Youtube and embed it everywhere. Will send it to Konami and spread it around as much as I can :D
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There is video using that hitler for Guild Wars 2 vs World of Warcraft. Works like a charm :)

Please redo that video upload to youtube and PM that text, I will translate it to Russian :APPLAUD::APPLAUD:
 
Rentboy said:
I've decided not to write to Konami. I'm still pissed off at what they did to the game. But they clearly don't give a fuck anyway. So I'm thinking about going viral on their asses.

I created one of those Hitler rant videos. This one came out actually pretty funny :)

Disclaimer: not all opinions voiced by Hitler are the same as mine - it was just to better fit the video ;)

Have a look at here and let me know what you guys think:

http://meemsy.com/v/4019
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Lol @ North London and coverboy references. Beautiful piece! :APPLAUD:
 
I think you're all thinking in a very Konami-esque way. To make a video spoken in German, translated to English and then sending it to a Japanese based development team. I like it :P
 
Brilliant video but your going to need to put in the now confirmed quit game at half time. Just when you tough Pes could not get any worse this year
 
i havent been able to find a manual game for 3 days now

anyone else having this problem ? this is really quite ridiculous
 
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I noticed something and would like to confirm: when you play a game with the same teams and stadium and pes2013 ball the game is smooth and slow as I like, but if I select the same team and stadium, but with a different ball, like Nike Maxim, ball speed increases and even size seems to be smaller. Can test there?
 
Panthera1 said:
Brilliant video but your going to need to put in the now confirmed quit game at half time. Just when you tough Pes could not get any worse this year
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the quitter is gonna lose points at half time. At least that's my guess. no way you quit at half time without lose points.

Anyway i want a manual shooter filter. I prefer 1 bar pass but total manual shooting.
 
Master League Online.. Every time i go on there i have to play someone with a far better team than me. I have made 2 signing Defoe,and some Japanese guy Hook kon something or other.
But the other team will have loads of expensive players that i just cannot defend against resulting in 4,5-1 batterings.

I've only had 3 games where we have simalar teams and i have won them all, i have the pre match setting as find someone simalar.

How come everyone has all these players that cost 4 million each plus contracts when you only get £200,000-£600,000 a game if you win.

Am i missing something where i can sign decent players another way that i don't know about because i'm getting fed up with it now, i have lost my last 7 games against much better teams.
 
gessinger said:
I noticed something and would like to confirm: when you play a game with the same teams and stadium and pes2013 ball the game is smooth and slow as I like, but if I select the same team and stadium, but with a different ball, like Nike Maxim, ball speed increases and even size seems to be smaller. Can test there?
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There's a rumor that the ball affects the speed. I'm actually believing this to be true, because it's too obvious imo.

As far as scripting goes, i'm starting to see quite a lot of it:

The scripting also works in favor of the user instead of always 'cheating us' old news yeah but still. For ex, i had the ball outside of the box, i shoot it expecting to get at least a corner worst case scenario but via the weirdest double deflection it comes right into Sahin's feet and he shoots it again via a double deflection in the goal. It was OBVIOUS scripting because the ball could've never deflected in the way it did, let alone go in the goal via 2 double deflections.

Also with freekicks, you take it, but it goes exactly over that 1 guy that 'doesn't' jump, because of course you took it with C.Ronaldo and you're behind 1 goal.

Sometimes the game 'wants or doesn't want' you to score with a specific player. I got chance after chance with Ronaldo but the ball never went in. Goal empty, ball at his feet, but he couldn't shoot for 'some' reason. I pass it to him when he's running through the defence, but guess what pass comes to his heel, and it takes him 3 sec to control it but you could clearly sense that it felt wrong instead of it being a 'bad pass / bad control'
But then AFTER a Benzema or any other player for that matter scores out of the weirdest angle (it WILL deflect if necessary) Ronaldo can score everything he touches.

CPU goals that you cannot stop:
CPU sometimes will just run into you in the box, without me even trying to commit to anything just backing off, and trip and get a penalty. If you parry it, it will come back to the kicker so he can tap it in. This happened to me numerous times as I was winning by a large margin and the CPU didn't stand a chance to get through my defence.

It's almost like as if some top teams / players have hardcoded scripts which you cannot get around. Because these things also seem to have an impact online, maybe due to Regular difficulty on AI(?) Force fields preventing to get a ball because it's simply passed by/to a Ronaldo. Or if you're up with a certain team by lets say 2 goals, every chance you get thereafter is missed when they're actually a lot easier to score for ex a tap in. Players moving out of the way for the ball to get through. Selective clipping bugs.

There's no need for this kind of overly apparent scripting even if the beneficiary is the player..

On the contrary i am seeing things like, if a player makes an own goal it could break him and he'll become worse and worse in that specific game. Other times if a player or team scores everything starts to work and flow better, whether it's the scorer or passer or whole team. I'm liking this kind of 'scripting' there's a bunch more of these positive examples, but i'm not sure whether they outweigh the 'negatives'
 
well well well

After persisting with FIFA and it's horrible bright kits, super fast gameplay etc I thought it's time to trade it in whilst I still get high trade in for it.

PES is a breath of fresh air this year. I am in love again. Its like that feeling I used to feel back in the good old PES 1,2,3,4 and 5 days.

Love is back. The king is back.

just play PSG v Chievo on Superstar (10 minutes). best game of video game football I have had in many many years.
 
Yesterday, playing h2h againts mate, me using barca, passing around just feels good. The movement of their players impress me. so different when i am using other team.

Animation wise, i could understand that no major overhaul because of limited current animation/game engine. But for night match lighting ohh ffs, they put very nice one in the day match, why so lazy to put effort in night lighting :RANT:
 
Benni said:
well well well

After persisting with FIFA and it's horrible bright kits, super fast gameplay etc I thought it's time to trade it in whilst I still get high trade in for it.

PES is a breath of fresh air this year. I am in love again. Its like that feeling I used to feel back in the good old PES 1,2,3,4 and 5 days.

Love is back. The king is back.

just play PSG v Chievo on Superstar (10 minutes). best game of video game football I have had in many many years.
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Its like a one night stand. then when you get to know her, you want to bin her off because of her faults.

I do like this game but i cant play more than three in a row. i find that if i do, the stiff animation starts to show itself strangely. Dunno why. When i first play a game it feels smooth, then it kind of deteriorates.

The goalies as well, they are much harder to beat this year which is good, but you dont see enough dive variations. most of the saves they make are that superman two arms outstretched pose.
 
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