Pere Ubu
Championship
- 29 October 2002
Ummmm... when I try to install the game to the HD, it just sits there on 0% with nothing happening. How long's it supposed to take?
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Fully concentrating yourself on sex...that sounds serious...
'll start with Konami's Pro Evolution Soccer 2012. Jesus. What a mess this series has become. Once a brutal simulation of the real thing, the game's declining sales and ageing technology have left its developers clutching at straws, slapping things on and yanking other things around in an aimless attempt to stay relevant.
With a ping pong passing mechanic, a ball that rolls like a balloon and shoots like a wet paper bag and player animation that looks little better than the PS2 days I got the strangest feeling playing Pro Evo 2012. I wasn't playing a Pro Evo game any more. I was playing Virtua Striker 2012, a stiff, arcade representation of football that's about as enjoyable as playing the real thing with a stick up your ass and a twenty pound ball.
It still doesn't have important licensing deals (like the Premier League), still has characters who open their mouths like South Park's Terrence & Phillip and still has some of the worst sports game commentary of all time. By all rights, this should have been the year Pro Evolution was finally and mercifully branded irrelevant and consigned to the touchline.
This man is right, and he is right with FIFA too in this article, open your eyes fanboys.
i'm going to really charge at these idiot reviewers! I just sent a message to that guy on facebook. I'm sorry, it annoys me, i bust my ass making these tactics for everyone, making stadiums, etc... and these fucking prick reviwers tell the masses the game is arcadey STAY AWAY! So people who could enjoy the game will not fucking use them.
yes, i am being a tart, i am feeling sorry for myself, i am totally being irrational but why the fuck do i bother with these tactics? Why do i bother editing.
What should i edit PES 6 or 5 instead like i tried to do this summer and it hopelessly failed since those games are very, VERY limited compared to the new ones? Stuck on rails! You can't make teams play possesion football or hoof it! The CPU just sit back and counter all the time, every team not to mention the superman cheating on rails!
I feeling like i just concentrating fully on my course, work and sex. Also i need to go back to developing my body like i was this summer. Don't worry i'm not stressed, but i don't feel as happy and as glowing as i was this summer when i was understading life. I come back here and i see a mountain of ignorance and crap. People just trying to spoil fun for others. I've stopped my negative comments of FIFA for GOOD, i'm not going to put people off that game!
If you stop playing football games because you think PES and FIFA are shit and arcadey, well then it's you stuoidtiy and your loss. But stop being negative beacuse it's 'cool', acting like a sheep.
This man is right, and he is right with FIFA too in this article, open your eyes fanboys.
WHY?!?!?!That fucking stumble animation.
WHY
Hey anybody?
IS the ML still 2 divions? CCant figure it out
Want to start D2 with lower tier European teams and D1 with all big teams...IS it editable like recent years?
Definitely going to stick to Jenkey's removal of the AI scripting. 2-0 up against Madrid, 90th minute and Ronaldo scores a free kick from 30-odd yards out. Kick off, Higuain acts like Usain Bolt to intercept a ball, runs through two of my players with ridiculous ease and scores from 20 yards out.
Unbelievable.
I thought this might be the case offline. No one will want to play online games with the lower teams though. Should be a filter for that as well.In terms of game speed, it makes a HUGE difference which teams you use. My first game was an all-French affair between Montpellier and Evian, and I was wondering "how did I ever think this game was too fast??" It was great on default speed, really really slow and patient.
A few games later, I tried some bigger teams - Roma v Juventus. Suddenly it was all going at 100mph again. However slowly I tried to play, it was like my players were straining at the leash, wanting to do everything at fast-forward speed. Not so much fun. I know Italian football is a bit faster than it used to be, but this made a Liverpool derby look like a testimonial game.
I'll be steering well clear of the big sides again this year, I think.
Definitely going to stick to Jenkey's removal of the AI scripting. 2-0 up against Madrid, 90th minute and Ronaldo scores a free kick from 30-odd yards out. Kick off, Higuain acts like Usain Bolt to intercept a ball, runs through two of my players with ridiculous ease and scores from 20 yards out.
Unbelievable.
Really enjoying the game but it still feels to frantic. I just want to be able to get my playmaker on the ball on the halfway line and let him put his foot on the ball, stop the play momentarily pick out a pass, but I can't. The AI seems relentless on hounding you down to the point where you can never, ever, stop moving. This is making the game feel to manic to me, and is different to the demo.
Swapping it in the shop later for the 360 version, tried using the 3D but man, it looks good but is a shocker for the eyes. The drop in framerate is starting to grate a bit too.
Does anyone know if you can actually ever just stop, shield the ball, and take your time in this? The AI on Professional seems to just run in and relentlessly try to take the ball if you so much as hesitate with your movement. Need help!
That's not cheating, not cheating at all. There's a bug where at times you can't move the keeper for free kicks but if you had the chance to move him, you should of nudged him more to the center.
Also from the kick off. Just keep possession. The AI change tactics and become more aggressive. Seems like with the momentum and with such high stats Real went into god mode.
If a rubbish Division 2 team did that I'd understand however.
Cheating is when the CPU pump a cross in, it deflects about and lands at a crappy center back 20 yards out who volleys it in as if he's Gerrard! Or certain fouls not being given in the area against the CPU.
The ball went into the centre of the goal anyway. It was clearly going on wherever I moved the keeper.
And I wasn't exactly going on the attack in the 91st minute. I passed the ball around knowing that, in any normal situation, no Madrid player would come close to getting near it. So I tried to kill time. But nope, Higuain rocketed on like I've never seen a player move before and collected the ball. That would NEVER have happened at any point beforehand, but just happens to occur right after they score in the 91st minute and have 1 minute to get the equaliser.
Not having that. Way too convenient and regardless of how much people want to take blame and criticism from PES, that was blatant cheating in my book and nothing else.
That fucking stumble animation.
WHY
Nobody even talks or cares about this game
Nobody even talks or cares about this game anymore.
That's why there are still a heap of PES fansites and forums, the PES leagues, millions of ML Online players, and a huge option file and gameplay editing community. And even you, yourself, keep talking about it.