We'll see which Mourinho we get at United. I would have had him in 2013 when Fergie left in a heartbeat, but since then I feel like he's gone even more down the caricature road.
Pros of Jose
- Confidence, not awed by the club/task
- Proven in both the CL and the Premier League
- Has respect of players
- The media absolutely f*cking adore him
- Tactically he used to be the best in the business
- He REALLY wants the United job, and has done for ages
Cons of Jose
- Has no track record of incorporating youth*
- He's a giant, classless assh*le most of the time
- He seems to break squads when he leaves
- His transfer record isn't great imo
- Mata
However, given the options available to United, I think they HAD to go with the most proven bet. Poch didn't want it, Koeman could be a 1 season wonder, De Boer doesn't have experience outside of Holland, Simeone is nuts, all major players are taken. We just can't risk not at least trying Jose, basically. Which is a testament to how badly LVG did.
* There are a few notable exceptions, Balotelli, Varane, Robben, Hazard and most crucially United marketing have stuck 'Youth' on our f*cking slogan (vomits) so you feel he'll be under more pressure in that sense.