Ah, i've just read it again (it's on wikipedia btw - obviously a trusted source) and it says that by February 2009 he was on 6 assists which was the highest of any fullback, but i think they've included his shot which Kevin Davies scored an own goal from as an assist.
Anyway, take this for what you will because i'm not taking it as fact yet but a mate of mine who works for one of the local papers just phoned to say Joe Cole is flying out to Switzerland tonight to join up with the Liverpool team.
I would love it to be true, but i'm not holding my breath. Although my mate has nothing to gain from it, he's adamant that it's true.