I guess that goes to show that the bullshit phrases concocted by marketing pricks aren't necessarily the end of the world - i.e. the likes of FIFA 16, which is probably in the top one football games that exist in my humble opinion, had all this shit too. As you can see on the
Amazon UK product listing.
Stuff like: "Interception Intelligence", "Dynamic Crossing", "Passing with Purpose", "Moments of Magic".
But, as I'm sadly realising as I read that listing, 16 is probably the last time that each of the buzz-phrases
were all actually true.
Look at how much of that marketing stuff is about defending, too - the artform completely lost in modern football games.
Oh man. Combined with last night's result, it's all a bit much. BRB, going to go and cry in the corner for a bit.